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It was just like any other day, or so I thought at least. The birds were chirping up on trees, clouds were rolling by the bright blue sky and Elves were dumpster diving in the alleyway.

Okay, one of those three didn't sound right...

I had a boring life once. Recently though, it has become less boring... to put it one way.

Finding a random Elf in the dumpster? Heh, must be a Monday.

A normal person would have walked by. A normal person would have ignored it.

I must be a pretty weird guy, then.

Now I have this Elf swearing her allegiance to me. What's next, vampires?

Better not jinx it.

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My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World

For some reason, Sera was standing outside on the porch, and yeah, anyone's guess is as good as mine as to why.

I doubt she's there to greet me home, she's like the last person I expect to proclaim a 'Welcome home, darling', with a kiss and some dinner.

It's like I got a scarecrow installed out onto the front lawn or something, not a very effective one though unless those crows have got some kinda strong aversion to the color purple. No, all it's good for is making me question myself why, as I gradually pulled into the driveway, removing my helmet, and blinking blankly.

"Umm…" replaced my hello, walking up to her, almost squinting from the harsh glare of her golden stare. "Is this about the Christmas lights? If so, then no I didn't get it yet. Tomorrow we could - "

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