Brendanjoke

It was just like any other day, or so I thought at least. The birds were chirping up on trees, clouds were rolling by the bright blue sky and Elves were dumpster diving in the alleyway.

Okay, one of those three didn't sound right...

I had a boring life once. Recently though, it has become less boring... to put it one way.

Finding a random Elf in the dumpster? Heh, must be a Monday.

A normal person would have walked by. A normal person would have ignored it.

I must be a pretty weird guy, then.

Now I have this Elf swearing her allegiance to me. What's next, vampires?

Better not jinx it.

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My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World

A cute girl falling peacefully asleep in your arms has got to be one of the greatest pleasures that life has to offer for us lonely, hollow men out there.

Nothing felt more like bliss than this simple gesture of trust and intimacy and, on a couch, on a bed, I'm sure it was just that. But in the cramped squeeze of a bathtub, I was far too busy keeping from bumping my knees and elbows trying to keep her mouth and nose above water, trying to pull myself free from the soft, tantalizing weight of her bare, naked body.

I still wasn't sure how I managed to do it, but in the end, I had us both dried, toweled, dragging, and crumpling silky satin sheets with my knees as I clumsily yet ever so carefully placed the slumbering vampire to bed.

Another Serene Night