Brendanjoke

It was just like any other day, or so I thought at least. The birds were chirping up on trees, clouds were rolling by the bright blue sky and Elves were dumpster diving in the alleyway.

Okay, one of those three didn't sound right...

I had a boring life once. Recently though, it has become less boring... to put it one way.

Finding a random Elf in the dumpster? Heh, must be a Monday.

A normal person would have walked by. A normal person would have ignored it.

I must be a pretty weird guy, then.

Now I have this Elf swearing her allegiance to me. What's next, vampires?

Better not jinx it.

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My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World

Rookie cop, world-class paintball tactician, and leader of the three color-coded musketeers of the local city precinct. Codename: Jill, I guess… gonna forget that in about three seconds.

Okay, so I guess this is happening now. Par for the course, of course, can't go five minutes without getting Mike Tyson-ed to the face here with surprises after surprises non-stop since waking up. No, that'll just be too mundane, bland as all hell. My life has only one gear to it and that's: Go!

Never mind that I'm still wallowing grief-stricken over Ash's prior circumstances. Who cares that I can't yet decide what to give as a present on a particularly dreaded day that is approaching too damn quick? Oh, and why even worry about making a good impression on your girlfriend's parents? Everyone likes a bad boy, right? And just how badder of a boy can you get than being locked behind bars, amirite?

Blue's Clue