Brendanjoke

It was just like any other day, or so I thought at least. The birds were chirping up on trees, clouds were rolling by the bright blue sky and Elves were dumpster diving in the alleyway.

Okay, one of those three didn't sound right...

I had a boring life once. Recently though, it has become less boring... to put it one way.

Finding a random Elf in the dumpster? Heh, must be a Monday.

A normal person would have walked by. A normal person would have ignored it.

I must be a pretty weird guy, then.

Now I have this Elf swearing her allegiance to me. What's next, vampires?

Better not jinx it.

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My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World

Sera helped me to dig a proper grave for Mrs. White.

Honestly, she did all of the dirty work on this one… I just hung back and pointed the finger.

It took me a while to find the perfect spot… I looked around, contemplated a bit… but ultimately I found no better place to bury her than the place I first laid her to rest.

Something indescribably mangled and bony slithered out from a slit in Sera's cloak, tossing out clumps of dirt at a time with ease, and once it had done digging up a deep enough hole, it was now my turn to do my bit.

I got down to my knees, and laid White down inside the grave as carefully as I could. I wanted it right, I didn't want her to look dead… so I just kept readjusting and realigning her until I myself was convinced that maybe if I poke her ever so slightly, her eyes might just flutter open again… even when I knew that it wouldn't.

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