Brendanjoke

It was just like any other day, or so I thought at least. The birds were chirping up on trees, clouds were rolling by the bright blue sky and Elves were dumpster diving in the alleyway.

Okay, one of those three didn't sound right...

I had a boring life once. Recently though, it has become less boring... to put it one way.

Finding a random Elf in the dumpster? Heh, must be a Monday.

A normal person would have walked by. A normal person would have ignored it.

I must be a pretty weird guy, then.

Now I have this Elf swearing her allegiance to me. What's next, vampires?

Better not jinx it.

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My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World

So today I learned Irene follows Amanda on Twitter too. She and probably half the global population, apparently. I don't know why she does, but she does, and that's how she found out I had an express xmas delivery on the way.

Yeah, the detective herself created an alias to keep tabs on Amanda's feeds. I'm sure there's a very good and valid reason why that was, but it was also a very good and valid reason that she outright refused to divulge to me.

Also, surely that can't be ethical right? Government workers spying on civilians?

Anyway, leave it to Amanda to broadcast every little single aspect of her life to the world with no hesitation. Seriously, it's like she wants to be abducted again or something… might as well just stream to everyone at that point.

"Alright, okay, you're not gonna berate me about it too, are you?" I asked at once.

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