Brendanjoke

It was just like any other day, or so I thought at least. The birds were chirping up on trees, clouds were rolling by the bright blue sky and Elves were dumpster diving in the alleyway.

Okay, one of those three didn't sound right...

I had a boring life once. Recently though, it has become less boring... to put it one way.

Finding a random Elf in the dumpster? Heh, must be a Monday.

A normal person would have walked by. A normal person would have ignored it.

I must be a pretty weird guy, then.

Now I have this Elf swearing her allegiance to me. What's next, vampires?

Better not jinx it.

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My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World

Turns out Amanda had more than just gifts stashed away inside of her bag.

One by one, she began pulling out all kinds of Christmassy decorations, colorful streams, wooly stockings, stripped canes and glittering stars to hang across the curtains with, and when she finally had everything strewn across the dining table, she had fully occupied every inch of space that its wonder how they even all fit in that scrawny-looking bag of hers.

Don't even get me started on how she managed to carry it around so effortlessly… dunno, maybe her bag was actually a portal to the fourth dimension—who knows with this girl, really?

A little up and left into the corner sat all the gifts she bought. There must be something to the way I was staring at them, 'cause almost immediately Amanda came sliding herself right down the middle.

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