Brendanjoke

It was just like any other day, or so I thought at least. The birds were chirping up on trees, clouds were rolling by the bright blue sky and Elves were dumpster diving in the alleyway.

Okay, one of those three didn't sound right...

I had a boring life once. Recently though, it has become less boring... to put it one way.

Finding a random Elf in the dumpster? Heh, must be a Monday.

A normal person would have walked by. A normal person would have ignored it.

I must be a pretty weird guy, then.

Now I have this Elf swearing her allegiance to me. What's next, vampires?

Better not jinx it.

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My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World

Regret couldn't have hit harder in the face even if it came barreling in as a train.

Amelia's got me pinned, pincered, cornered, and along with every other euphemism to eloquently describe my being fucked in this argument.

"What's this? What is this silence I hear now?" Amelia asked me, probing and poking, growing more infuriating with every word. "Is this hesitance? Reluctance? But just why is that? You do love my sister, don't you?"

"Then prove it," She leaned in, the stark black of her eyes wholly meeting mine. "Do it."

For a moment it held, for a second my gaze remained raised… and then it fell.

I backed away a step. "It's… it's not that simple."

The 'Talk'