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It was just like any other day, or so I thought at least. The birds were chirping up on trees, clouds were rolling by the bright blue sky and Elves were dumpster diving in the alleyway.

Okay, one of those three didn't sound right...

I had a boring life once. Recently though, it has become less boring... to put it one way.

Finding a random Elf in the dumpster? Heh, must be a Monday.

A normal person would have walked by. A normal person would have ignored it.

I must be a pretty weird guy, then.

Now I have this Elf swearing her allegiance to me. What's next, vampires?

Better not jinx it.

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My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World

Tyler said it, yelled it, almost like his entire life depended on it or something… and if I hadn't known him the way I already do, I wouldn't put it past him to have a couple of felonies on the record.

But the speed here man, the urgency he was showing, shoving and tumbling his way through the crowd to reach me… hey, I'm not friends with an actual fugitive, am I?

"Oh man, Big Man, oh boy," He said, speaking like a child hiding behind the back of his father. "Gotta be a noise complaint, I think. Want me to turn things down?"

"You think?" I gave him a look. "Meaning to say you didn't actually talk to them to see why they're here?"

The Final Visitor