Brendanjoke

It was just like any other day, or so I thought at least. The birds were chirping up on trees, clouds were rolling by the bright blue sky and Elves were dumpster diving in the alleyway.

Okay, one of those three didn't sound right...

I had a boring life once. Recently though, it has become less boring... to put it one way.

Finding a random Elf in the dumpster? Heh, must be a Monday.

A normal person would have walked by. A normal person would have ignored it.

I must be a pretty weird guy, then.

Now I have this Elf swearing her allegiance to me. What's next, vampires?

Better not jinx it.

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My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World

Just what the hell am I doing right now, seriously…

And just what the hell do I mean by what the hell am I doing? Of course, I know what the hell I'm doing. I'm just about done putting up the finishing touches on this side of the tree.

Yup, decorating the tree, that's just all I'm doing. Nothing more, nothing less. See, I do know what the hell I'm doing… so I suppose what I actually really wanna know after all is…

Why the hell was I not doing anything else?

Ash was just directly on the other side, through a clutter of pine leaves and branches, she was there, the lofty sway of her hair like a glaring reminder protruding out the corner of my eye.

Elvish Insecurities