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It was just like any other day, or so I thought at least. The birds were chirping up on trees, clouds were rolling by the bright blue sky and Elves were dumpster diving in the alleyway.

Okay, one of those three didn't sound right...

I had a boring life once. Recently though, it has become less boring... to put it one way.

Finding a random Elf in the dumpster? Heh, must be a Monday.

A normal person would have walked by. A normal person would have ignored it.

I must be a pretty weird guy, then.

Now I have this Elf swearing her allegiance to me. What's next, vampires?

Better not jinx it.

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My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World

I felt pincered. like prey backed up in a corner with no chance of escape, the sharp mandibles of parental judgment squeezing in on me with every second.

Once the introductions were out of the way, and everyone was all acquainted and nicely settled in, it didn't take long before we all huddled up on the dinner table for the time-honored tradition of feeling like a complete outsider wedging himself in-between a wholesome family's reunion.

By a complete stroke of luck surely, I was situated right across from Amanda's father, who wasn't even trying to be the least bit subtle in studying me between every forkful of lukewarm lamb. The staring, that was all fine and dandy, but does he really have to stab the lamb with that much force every single time he goes in for more?

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