Brendanjoke

It was just like any other day, or so I thought at least. The birds were chirping up on trees, clouds were rolling by the bright blue sky and Elves were dumpster diving in the alleyway.

Okay, one of those three didn't sound right...

I had a boring life once. Recently though, it has become less boring... to put it one way.

Finding a random Elf in the dumpster? Heh, must be a Monday.

A normal person would have walked by. A normal person would have ignored it.

I must be a pretty weird guy, then.

Now I have this Elf swearing her allegiance to me. What's next, vampires?

Better not jinx it.

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My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World

It was way easier the millionth and one time through. I was an artisan in my craft, the Michelangelo of hair, weaving every fine, silky thread to perfection… and Adalia was my Mona Lisa.

Leonardo, who? That name's taboo to me.

Or so I think, at least. I was going off of gut feeling mostly, just adjusting and readjusting 'till it looked close enough to good enough.

I'm sure a Youtube tutorial would have proved a bit of help in the process, probably would… alas, if only that one single bar on my phone would actually agree with that idea, maybe I wouldn't have gotten a pixelated, stuttery mess when I did try that one time.

Sorry MsGlamour_Girlie, you did your best to show me every step, all 144p of it - but I have failed you.

"A few more minutes…" I said, peeking away from one last failed attempt at Glamour-Sensei's guidance. "Fireworks should be starting pretty soon."

A Dazzling Time, Part 1