Brendanjoke

It was just like any other day, or so I thought at least. The birds were chirping up on trees, clouds were rolling by the bright blue sky and Elves were dumpster diving in the alleyway.

Okay, one of those three didn't sound right...

I had a boring life once. Recently though, it has become less boring... to put it one way.

Finding a random Elf in the dumpster? Heh, must be a Monday.

A normal person would have walked by. A normal person would have ignored it.

I must be a pretty weird guy, then.

Now I have this Elf swearing her allegiance to me. What's next, vampires?

Better not jinx it.

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My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World

The blistering pain was really doing its best to put a damper on things. Warm, fuzzy afterglow afoot, sprinkled amidst the early morning rays and my brain was utterly adamant about getting off my back regarding the searing pain rippling across my back.

They weren't as bad during the night before – granted, I suppose being pumped full of endorphins and drooling lust at the bucketful would make anyone feel like superman for a time. But if it could just wait until I was done with her hair, finished with my shift, and wrapped in the snuggly cocoon of my bed, that'd be pretty great, thanks.

"You fed yet?" I asked, both to distract myself and bring some lively flourish to the dead air. "Didn't really get a proper meal yesterday, right? Just a few gulps here and there."

I felt her head shift a micro-inch, and like the slightest ripples in a vast ocean of silence, she replied, "Later…"

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