Brendanjoke

It was just like any other day, or so I thought at least. The birds were chirping up on trees, clouds were rolling by the bright blue sky and Elves were dumpster diving in the alleyway.

Okay, one of those three didn't sound right...

I had a boring life once. Recently though, it has become less boring... to put it one way.

Finding a random Elf in the dumpster? Heh, must be a Monday.

A normal person would have walked by. A normal person would have ignored it.

I must be a pretty weird guy, then.

Now I have this Elf swearing her allegiance to me. What's next, vampires?

Better not jinx it.

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My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World

"Did your manager just finish reprimanding you for something? You don't look particularly thrilled."

Taking her place on a swiveling seat, and littering the counter with spreads of paper sheets, a familiar patron entered, outfitted in every array of modesty that did absolutely nothing to deemphasize her natural, overwhelming charm.

Even with the world's most dullest-looking coat, and the drabbiest boots this side of ghastly, or the many crooked hazel strands poking out of her bunned-up hair, Irene remained ever the head-turner and heart-stealer she always was.

"Should I talk to him?" She offered, batting sunken, sleep-deprived eyes that somehow only added more to her appeal. "I could mention your impeccable customer service, if it'll help."

"Just Nick being Nick," I waved it off, already feeling lighter inside from the sight of her. "Don't worry, my employment isn't in any serious jeopardy."

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