Brendanjoke

It was just like any other day, or so I thought at least. The birds were chirping up on trees, clouds were rolling by the bright blue sky and Elves were dumpster diving in the alleyway.

Okay, one of those three didn't sound right...

I had a boring life once. Recently though, it has become less boring... to put it one way.

Finding a random Elf in the dumpster? Heh, must be a Monday.

A normal person would have walked by. A normal person would have ignored it.

I must be a pretty weird guy, then.

Now I have this Elf swearing her allegiance to me. What's next, vampires?

Better not jinx it.

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My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World

I was still kind of reeling from just the ambiguity of it all.

Felt like I was a little kid coming up to a cashier for something specific but having no clue how to describe it either - so a bit of grunting and some arm-flailing was the best I got to somehow make things make sense.

Alas, Sera over here wasn't being paid minimum wage to tolerate my shenanigans with a serving, hospitable smile. Quite the opposite, really… and it was only through the miracle of goodwill that I haven't yet been snarled out of the room.

Better I splurge as much as I could of it before it all shrivels up - patience was never her strong suit, after all.

"Just to be upfront, it won't just be for a little while either," I said, loosely parroting what little I was told. "Might take a few days, she said. Also means you'll have to stay over at her place throughout the duration."

The Long Haul