Brendanjoke

It was just like any other day, or so I thought at least. The birds were chirping up on trees, clouds were rolling by the bright blue sky and Elves were dumpster diving in the alleyway.

Okay, one of those three didn't sound right...

I had a boring life once. Recently though, it has become less boring... to put it one way.

Finding a random Elf in the dumpster? Heh, must be a Monday.

A normal person would have walked by. A normal person would have ignored it.

I must be a pretty weird guy, then.

Now I have this Elf swearing her allegiance to me. What's next, vampires?

Better not jinx it.

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My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World

I never knew my mom was such a crafty, sneaky vulture of devious nature. Barely even sat down and already she was plucking handfuls of fries off my plate.

For some strange, inane reason or another, I can't help but hyper-focus on every move she makes. Even if all she was doing now was freely helping herself to my lunch, somehow, it felt like she was doing a lot more than that.

She could go to any nearby vending machine at any point and push for Pepsi over Coke, and my brain would probably interpret that several thousand different ways ranging from bad taste to a blatant sign of the end times. Both possibilities would be equally as likely in my head.

Maybe it's because of her outfit. Yeah, I'm blaming her outfit. It's settled, black is as bad as it gets, and no one better dare take that out of context.

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