Brendanjoke

It was just like any other day, or so I thought at least. The birds were chirping up on trees, clouds were rolling by the bright blue sky and Elves were dumpster diving in the alleyway.

Okay, one of those three didn't sound right...

I had a boring life once. Recently though, it has become less boring... to put it one way.

Finding a random Elf in the dumpster? Heh, must be a Monday.

A normal person would have walked by. A normal person would have ignored it.

I must be a pretty weird guy, then.

Now I have this Elf swearing her allegiance to me. What's next, vampires?

Better not jinx it.

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My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World

"Now that's what I'm talking about! See now that's the Big Man I know and love! There he is! Goddamn, you fuckin' Ryan Gosling you—get over here! Freakin' Lord of the Rizz! Fellowship of the… whatever! My boy did it!"

All of a sudden, darkness. And as well as the sweet-sour aroma of body spray. The kind that smelt much too good for the average man's cost of living.

Tyler had me in a chokehold. His arm passed around my head and shoulders, pressing down at my neck with the entire weight of a grown-ass man and then some.

Just another name at the bottom of a long, long list of people who either wanted to shake my hand, pat me sore on the back, and now apparently also choke me fondly to death.

Cloak And Dagger