Kinoshita Nakui

The Immortal Dao is ethereal, and Immortals are hard to find.

Li Nianfan had descended into the cultivation world as a mortal. After learning that he has no hope in cultivation, he only wants to live a peaceful life.

However…

The dog he adopts becomes a demon king of a generation when it sees his poems and paintings. It manages to suppress an entire world.

The tree he plants behind his house becomes a World Tree after listening to his zither music, forming a bridge between heaven and earth.

He meets a passerby who is enlightened by him and becomes an immortal sage who leads an entire generation.

When he looks back—

It turns out that the scholar who had been pestering him for his calligraphy and paintings despite having crappy chess skills, is a chess saint from the Immortal Realm. The beautiful woman who comes to listen to his music every night is the number one saintess of the Immortal Realm…

EndlessFantasy Translation 

I'm Actually a Cultivation Bigshot

Waynec94

As the flame burned the meat, a crackling sound was heard. The sauce blended in with the meat gradually.

Li Nianfan slathered more sauce on it again again.

He then repeated this process six more times!

After that, he smashed another apple. The big bowl of honey was already half-empty.

The Fire Phoenix shook its head. What a pity. So much honey was brushed on the boar's meat. More importantly, most of the honey was wasted because of the grilling! This was the perfect definition of waste!

Even to a phoenix, it felt pitiful. The others, even the Immortals, would instantly have a heart attack.

After being brushed with so much honey, the meat seemed like it was glowing, almost as if it was coated by a layer of gold.

Not long after, golden globules of fat started oozing out, dripping down the ribs and into the flames burning beneath the grill.

Scary Small Mouth