Kinoshita Nakui

The Immortal Dao is ethereal, and Immortals are hard to find.

Li Nianfan had descended into the cultivation world as a mortal. After learning that he has no hope in cultivation, he only wants to live a peaceful life.

However…

The dog he adopts becomes a demon king of a generation when it sees his poems and paintings. It manages to suppress an entire world.

The tree he plants behind his house becomes a World Tree after listening to his zither music, forming a bridge between heaven and earth.

He meets a passerby who is enlightened by him and becomes an immortal sage who leads an entire generation.

When he looks back—

It turns out that the scholar who had been pestering him for his calligraphy and paintings despite having crappy chess skills, is a chess saint from the Immortal Realm. The beautiful woman who comes to listen to his music every night is the number one saintess of the Immortal Realm…

EndlessFantasy Translation 

I'm Actually a Cultivation Bigshot

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"Let me remind you all again, the story's purely fictional. Come on, you guys. It's entertaining to listen to stories but don't spread it. Don't tell anyone I said it," Li Nianfan reminded them again for precaution. He was afraid something would go wrong.

Everyone sat up straight and quickly nodded. "Got it. We understand!"

Li Nianfan felt like it was not good enough. However, he slowly began, "In another universe, Immortals had job positions. Immortals with jobs were known as Gods! I'm going to tell a story about this universe."

Li Nianfan roughly told them the synopsis, "When did Immortals have jobs? How did they get jobs? Who hired them? The story I'm telling is called… 'Investiture of the Gods'!"

Everyone held their breaths. They felt like they were electrocuted and had goosebumps all over.

The three questions from Li Nianfan sucked everyone into the story's settings.

Investitures of the Gods, The Expert Is Deep