Kinoshita Nakui

The Immortal Dao is ethereal, and Immortals are hard to find.

Li Nianfan had descended into the cultivation world as a mortal. After learning that he has no hope in cultivation, he only wants to live a peaceful life.

However…

The dog he adopts becomes a demon king of a generation when it sees his poems and paintings. It manages to suppress an entire world.

The tree he plants behind his house becomes a World Tree after listening to his zither music, forming a bridge between heaven and earth.

He meets a passerby who is enlightened by him and becomes an immortal sage who leads an entire generation.

When he looks back—

It turns out that the scholar who had been pestering him for his calligraphy and paintings despite having crappy chess skills, is a chess saint from the Immortal Realm. The beautiful woman who comes to listen to his music every night is the number one saintess of the Immortal Realm…

EndlessFantasy Translation 

I'm Actually a Cultivation Bigshot

Waynec94

Urchin said, "Alright, stop spitting out loud. Somehow, hurry and clean up the blood stain in here. Don't dirty the eyes of the expert."

"You must be a fake Urchin!" Uryun was so agitated and painful, "Or else you're betraying the dragon family just like the Southern Sea Dragon King! My dragon family is…dead!"

"Dead your ars*!" Urchin scoffed, he said, "I don't have time to explain to you now, the expert is likely to arrive soon. We don't have time!"

He wasted no time, he threw down order after order to make arrangements.

Meanwhile, he suddenly thought of something. In a hurry, he ran to the gate of the Dragon Palace. The board had [Eastern Sea Dragon Palace] printed on.

No way, the expert gave him the role of a carp demon. This board…had to be changed!

Urchin was so anxious, he asked his staff to come over, "Bring down this board, change it to the Eastern Sea Carp Palace. Hurry!"

Demons of Great Vitality.