Kinoshita Nakui

The Immortal Dao is ethereal, and Immortals are hard to find.

Li Nianfan had descended into the cultivation world as a mortal. After learning that he has no hope in cultivation, he only wants to live a peaceful life.

However…

The dog he adopts becomes a demon king of a generation when it sees his poems and paintings. It manages to suppress an entire world.

The tree he plants behind his house becomes a World Tree after listening to his zither music, forming a bridge between heaven and earth.

He meets a passerby who is enlightened by him and becomes an immortal sage who leads an entire generation.

When he looks back—

It turns out that the scholar who had been pestering him for his calligraphy and paintings despite having crappy chess skills, is a chess saint from the Immortal Realm. The beautiful woman who comes to listen to his music every night is the number one saintess of the Immortal Realm…

EndlessFantasy Translation 

I'm Actually a Cultivation Bigshot

Waynec94

Suddenly, a shadow slipped past and turned into a strong whip, whipping the buttocks of the Black Dragon and Black Kirin.

Their Primordial Spirits instantly jolted as they wailed uncontrollably.

Black Dragon was in so much pain that his body softened like a small snake having a seizure. He scoffed, "How're you so inconsiderate? Why do you suddenly beat people up?"

The Tree Demons smiled coldly and said, "Being able to work for our master's your blessing. How dare you ask for benefits?"

Many Tree Demons had raised their branches. They tangled around Black Kirin and Black Dragon's bodies, especially around the buttocks. Many branches had gathered and were moving energetically. They seemed to be ready to take action.

Black Kirin watched with terror, extremely terrified. He felt that he was completely helpless as he asked, shivering, "Please, let's talk it out. A man moves his mouth and not his hands!"

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