Kinoshita Nakui

The Immortal Dao is ethereal, and Immortals are hard to find.

Li Nianfan had descended into the cultivation world as a mortal. After learning that he has no hope in cultivation, he only wants to live a peaceful life.

However…

The dog he adopts becomes a demon king of a generation when it sees his poems and paintings. It manages to suppress an entire world.

The tree he plants behind his house becomes a World Tree after listening to his zither music, forming a bridge between heaven and earth.

He meets a passerby who is enlightened by him and becomes an immortal sage who leads an entire generation.

When he looks back—

It turns out that the scholar who had been pestering him for his calligraphy and paintings despite having crappy chess skills, is a chess saint from the Immortal Realm. The beautiful woman who comes to listen to his music every night is the number one saintess of the Immortal Realm…

EndlessFantasy Translation 

I'm Actually a Cultivation Bigshot

Waynec94

Nighttime in Demon City was as lively as ever with the constant festive spirit in the air.

The old green man kept himself hidden in a dark crypt, away from the festive spirit. He was sitting cross-legged on the ground with eight long rods—burning with green flames that looked alive—in a circle around him. His eyes were full of darkness and the corners of his mouth were curved up in a bloodthirsty smile.

He raised his hand to adjust one of the levers and the green flames became even stronger, making him seem even more sinister.

A cold and raspy voice came out of his slightly parted mouth. "Activating Immortal Weaken Spell!"

He then closed his lone eye and his body began to emit a weird aura, causing the space around him to be distorted. If someone were to see him now, they would describe him as a reflection of a funhouse mirror—all distorted and unreal.

Witchcraft, Please Unfreeze Me