Kinoshita Nakui

The Immortal Dao is ethereal, and Immortals are hard to find.

Li Nianfan had descended into the cultivation world as a mortal. After learning that he has no hope in cultivation, he only wants to live a peaceful life.

However…

The dog he adopts becomes a demon king of a generation when it sees his poems and paintings. It manages to suppress an entire world.

The tree he plants behind his house becomes a World Tree after listening to his zither music, forming a bridge between heaven and earth.

He meets a passerby who is enlightened by him and becomes an immortal sage who leads an entire generation.

When he looks back—

It turns out that the scholar who had been pestering him for his calligraphy and paintings despite having crappy chess skills, is a chess saint from the Immortal Realm. The beautiful woman who comes to listen to his music every night is the number one saintess of the Immortal Realm…

EndlessFantasy Translation 

I'm Actually a Cultivation Bigshot

Waynec94

The Wisdom Pill Pavilion's people started to wail in agony as their bodies started to explode.

At the same time, a stench was emanating from their bodies.

"What's happening? What did you do?"

"Poop explosion? Are you telling me what we ate was… No! Impossible! You're lying!"

"How disgusting. You actually launched a sneak attack on us, how despicable!"

Their physical bodies were being destroyed and healing at the same time. They would not die so easily. They were just crying due to the defilement.

"Did you really think we'd give you the actual good stuff? How naive. Come see what you all ate."

With a wave of Blackie's paw, the Fallen Immortal Mountain's wildlife appeared in front of everyone. Blackie collecting the two buckets of manure was shown as well.

"Aaah, it really is that. It really is…"

Swallowing Gray Mist!