Anime VS Xianxia

If somebody said that a random kid will show up one day and start making anime references. Hu Wenxi would look at the person and worry for his mental health. The world of origin of such things was either so distant that he'll never find it or in another time entirely. Both theories work as Hu Wenxi had travelled through outer space before.

But as a fan of Xiana in his past life he was bound to stumble across the travesty that was fan fiction Xianxia. 'Oh god my eyes' even after 500 years they still burn in agony. As such his eyebrows twitched in annoyance at the sight of Sam.

"This Sam's attitude is no good" Lao Fu frowned to his side. As a practitioner buddhism, Lao Fu was very respectful and calm. To him Sam was nothing more then a brat, a strong brat but still a brat.

"One has to wonder which moron would raise such a child" Wang Qiang chimed in too. But for obvious reasons he was more annoyed that Sam disrespected his grandson and prince. Even the normally stoic Hu Wei frowned.

All the Human Immortals present while amazed at Sam strength were appalled at his attitude. "I would say kids these days but kids these days are much better then he is" commented Infinity Heaven.

Wenxi leaned back on his seat 'What a pain, now we have an anime taoist'.

Down below Sam had clashed with Bai San several times already. While Sam expected a quick victory Bai San was proving to be a challenging opponent. "You have a lot of raw power but no finesse". Bai San dodged several swords and deflected Sams strike before striking a palm into Sam's gut sending him crashing into a forest canopy.

"Enough talk" Sam shot up and shot several yellow ki blasts from his free palm.

"Dadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadada"

Bai San smoothly dodged them all while confused at Sam's screams. He twisted in the air and blitz Sam from the side. Bai San's speed surprised Sam but he still reacted blocking Bai San's sword.

Not to be deterred Bai San swung several more times and nicked Sam in several places. Sam tried to hit back but his cumbersome blade was not nimble enough. Enraged Sam swung wildly sending blast of blast. He reached to his back and drew his large fan and swung it creating a tornado.

"Most impressive" complimented Bai San as he flew around the fierce wind, "but not enough". Bai San's sword shot out, the image of a flamingo can be seen flapping its wings. "But wind is my element" Bai San's flamingo was surprisingly fierce as it effortlessly blew away Sam's tornado. Bai San's sword shot forward towards Sam.

Sam gritted his teeth and his eyes changed shape. This was not noticed by everyone watching. "KAMUIIII" he called out. In a shocking twist to all but the emperor the sword went through Sam horse without touching him.

Sam smirked and shot up. His right hand held his knife sword and stretched out like rubber. "This is my original technique, GUMO GUMO No Getsuga Tenshoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

The blue light arced across the horizon at the stunned Bai San. But he quickly got his bearing. It was too late to dodge but he could retaliate. Bai San arced his right arm like a sword towards blue light.

In the VIP box emperor Hu Wenxi held his face in a grimace. If one looked deeper they could see his extreme cringe but everyone was too distracted by the light show.

The force of the blast was shocking, distant disciples were thrown off their feet and even the few Crossing Tribulation experts narrowed their eyes.

At the epicentre of the blast was Bai San, his top cloths were torn exposing his tight muscles. A long bloody wound can be seen stretching from the inside of his wrist down across his elbow to his chest arcing down to his left waist.

"Brother San" one of Jin Shen's subordinates called out in worry. Yun Xiao Che was shocked at Sam's power. Even his evil god gates at max might cannot do this much damage.

"Easy there, Bai San will not go down that easily" Jin Shen calmly said although his eyes held anger towards Sam. Sam on the other hand regained his smirk. Bai San's dishevelled look pleased him.

"So this was all a Heavenly Connection amounted to? Nothing in front of me".

Hearing this everyone was enraged. Saints, disciples, even Human Immortals. The Bai clan chief who was Bai San's father, a power saint gripped his arm rest so hard he pulverised them "How dare he". Seeing this emperor Hu Wenxi grimaced, this Sam was a moron. A strong moron, but still a moron.

Down below Jin Shen was about to take action when Bai San shot him a mental message, "No your highness, I've got this". Hu Jin Shen however was feeling uneasy, Bai San was one of his childhood friends and longest subordinate. "If you're sure, but I will step in if things go too far" Hu Jin Shen had a bottom line and Sam had already crossed it, however since Bai San wanted to settle this he will not interfere.

"You've lost, give up" Sam walked towards Bai San and stabbed his sword into the ground. "I am willing to let you go in exchange for your herbs". To be honest Sam was feeling great about himself, he looked cool and he won. Yet Bai San raised one eyebrow.

"I've lost? Don't joke around. I will admit, you have a lot of raw power, perhaps more then me. However you have no finesse, you swing it wildly like a troglodyte. That blade is a sword not a bat, you have no real knowledge how to fight and all you've done is though one flashy spell after another"

"What? And you didn't, that bird of yours was so flashy I could see it a mile away"

"Whats a mile? Anyway lets continue where we've left off" Bai San raised his hand and his sword came flying towards him. "I won't let you" Sam raised his hand and several golden portals opened behind him and shot at both the sword and Bai San. In response Bai San weaved around every sword through at him while controlling his sword back to his palm.

To counteract this Sam yelled "KAMUIIIII" and the sword disappeared. "Not so tough are you now ehh-AHHHH" Sam was interrupted mid speech by Bai San's punch to the face. Bai San followed by several more powerful blows at the vitals of Sam who dropped his weapons.

Reeling from the pain Sam yelled again "DAMN YOU, eight trigrams 64 palms" and lashed out with his fingers. He had watched naruto and knew where to hit. Unexpectedly Bai San caught both hands and kneed Sam in the stomach before tossing him into a distant bolder shattering it. He soon dashed after him and punched at Sam again.

This time his fist flew through Sam's face. Sam then began counter attacking with fists and kicks. To Bai San who had trained since the age of 6 and is currently 172, these punches were sloppy. After all how could a modern boy who just got his powers 6 months ago compare to a genuine fighter with decades of experience. While he was low key Bai San was in fact ranked highly amongst Heavenly Connection experts not because of firepower but because of skill. Sam had a lot of intriguing powers and his Gum Gum fruit might've saved him. However Bai San's fists were enhance with Qi. A single blow will carve away mountains. Sam's xiantian body was nothing.

In fact Bai San was holding back so as to not kill Sam in one hit. He knew killing was forbidden in this tournament. Unknown to him Hu Wei had actually delayed Sam's life saving teleportation after seeing this beat down. Even the people from the Azure Sky continent who came with Sam were smiling.

'Shit' Sam was not having a good time, although he used Kamuii to negate some damage Bai San was simple too fast and he couldn't react fast enough. 'I need to upgrade my cultivation base' from start to now Sam hadn't really focused on cultivation, his body was only strong due to his cheats. Take that away and even with a xiantian cultivation he was pathetically weak.

Then Sam got an idea, 'I didn't want to use this trump card but I have know choice'. Sam forced his aching face to Bai San. "TSUKUYOMI" Sam screamed and his crimson patterned eyes spun. Bai San soon found himself in another world.

"This is my world poser, in here I am god. For the next 72 hours I will show you true pain"

To outsiders Bai San stood still holding Sam's collar. Suddenly Bai San punched Sam in the face again and sent him flying. He then dropped to one knee sweating. "Are you alright" Hu Jin Shen flew down to Bai San and held him up. "Yes I'm alright" Bai San took a few deep breaths and stood back up looking a bit disorientated.

SWOOSH!

Bai San dashed to where Sam landed, it looks like his left arm was dislocated. Sam looked up at Bai San, "Damn teme".

In the VIP box Wenxi cringed even more.

Slowly Sam got back up. Seeing this Bai San respond "You know you're a real cockroach. You do have some unique abilities though but I think I've figured them out".

"Oh yeah? TAIJU KAGE BUNSHIN NO JUTSU" and just like that thousands of Sams appeared. Then they disappeared and Sam collapsed. A blue light shone and he was teleported out.

"Looks like that moron burned himself out" Hu Jin Shen walked forwards and handed Bai San a pill. This fight truely was of epic proportions. They had started out at the northern forest region but ended up here thousands of kilometres away in a tundra.

Soon the rest of Jin Shen's subordinates arrived. "Brother Bai are you alright?" While they were fusing over Bai San Yun Xiao Che stood at the side. He had long known Heavenly Connection realm was strong but his truely opened is eyes. He would need to condense his essence and reach Essence Condensation realm to fight them. As cultivation realm advanced his evil god boost couldn't rival higher realms anymore. "These people are truely strong".

"Apologies for the incident brother Yun but we must be going, more points to collect" Hu Jin Shen cupped his hands.

Now knowing his identity Yun Xiao Che also cupped his hands and bowed "It was an honour to travel besides you brother Hu. Please take care". Hearing this some of Jin Shen's subordinates felt slightly peeved, 'that's your highness to you' they thought.

After a parting of ways Yun Xiao Che headed off to his own adventures in the pocket dimension. Hu Jin Shen's group supported Bai San and left the area.

"Brother Bai, are you ever gana get your sword back?" Someone asked

"In the future brother Song, I can still sense it just not in this dimension. That Sam seems to also possess a pocket dimension of his own"

"He's just at the Xiantian realm, this requires investigating"

"No need, we'll confront him in the future, besides I have a dozen more backup swords"

Despite Bai San's injuries the mood was quite jovial. Hu Jin Shen's faction was very strong hence many cultivators rather forfeited their herbs and ores. Even Heavenly Connection demons were a non entity.

Outside the bubble Sam's Brocken unconscious body was carried out by the healers. Although he had a terrible attitude he was still a participant and deserved equal treatment