Dealing With the Curse with a Beautiful Woman

Harvard felt something was wrong, but wasn't quite sure.

He kept getting these random +1 Agility messages every few minutes and -1 Vitality. He was getting slightly faster, but sort of worried. Wouldn't he die if he lost a lot of vitality?

'This-this is not a time to worry about this.' Harvard jumped in the air and looked at the massive boss that seemed to be using telekinesis to control a 1000 daggers. It had black eyes and looked like an evil oversized child that just killed his entire family and then just decided to kill everyone else! However, he was really just using strings to control the daggers. "Damn it! Come on! System, can you shut off those notifications for increasing agility! I can't see!"

[System has blocked increased agility messages. You can now see.]

'Thanks,' Harvard stepped off his back foot and shot through the hundred daggers and then cut almost a 1000 times in a second into the surprised child's face.

It made a Wah! Sound before it's head flew off! Now what the hell was going on!

[Hamlord has defeated the Tricky's Ultimate Final Boss]

[Hamlord has earned the 150th spot for the Palatin Guild!]

[Error, The West Jam Guild has killed Tricky's Ultimate Final Boss at the same time!]

[Please enter into a dungeon tie breaker to decide the 150th spot!]

'Ugh, at least we are still in it,' Hamlord picked up a few items and put them in his inventory. One was legendary, but he didn't care. Who needed items when you were dying.

[Legendary Trickster Armor Top] (Legendary)

[Level 42]

[Has the effect of somewhat reducing the effects of curses]

[+5 Vitality]

[+1 Agility]

And

[Legendary Trickster Armored Pants] (Legendary)

[Level 42]

[Has the effect of somewhat decreasing blessings.]

[+10 vitality]

[+3 Agility]

'Oh yeah, it's backwards, curses are beneficial.' Harvard still had on level 10 armor so decided to replace it with the new armor.

[Vitality has decreased by .5 percent]

Harvard sighed and wanted to smack himself. He liked the black and gold trimming on the armor, but hated the messages that kept popping up! What had he done! He walked out of the dungeon and found Grinning Sword Master unconscious on the floor while a massive man with white beard smiled at him.

"Son in law! Come in give daddy a kiss or I'll kill you right now!"

Harvard saw Hot Yummy next to the man and suddenly everything made sense.

'Oh shit. This man is clearly Hot Yummy's father! He probably wants me to marry her because I saw her face! I got to get out of here!'

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Harvard got captured and brought to an expensive hotel that he had to pay for with Hot Yummy and Mr. Yummy.

He didn't give his name to anyone out of his family because then he'd have to kill them. No, it wasn't because his family name was sacred or gave someone control of him. He just hated when people said it wrong! He just got tired of killing people for a stupid reason!

"Harvard, you have been cursed," Hot Yummy sighed and passed him her jacket. She then pulled down her pink shirt strap and took off her mask while her brown hair touched against her curved upwards shoulder. Next to her bra strap was a large silver snake that led up to her mouth.

It was a very light tattoo, so it didn't diminish her beautiful lips that were shaped like two perfect hills, nor did it diminish her sexy perky mounds that slightly jiggled when she talked. "I-I'm sorry. It's called the Great Snake Reaper's Curse. You'll keep getting faster and faster, but will keep losing Vitality. And… There is only one way to slow the curse."

[New Quest: Ward off Great Snake Reaper's Curse]

[You have received a curse that requires two rounds of consummation a day to completely ward off. You must wrestle with the person who gave you the curse two times a day and try and have a child. *cough* You get it. If not, you will keep getting faster and lose Vitality until even a trip will kill you.]

[Once your agility reaches 5566 your Vitality will be at 1]

[Your damage will also slightly increase but your defense will decrease]

[That's when a single hit will kill you.]

[Quest Reward: You don't die]

[Failure: You die]

'Ugh, this is bad. I have 18 days to stop the Monsoon Kraken and I have to spend at least 4 hours of my day with a woman that I just met consummating our marriage that hasn't happened yet! Can this day get any more difficult!'

Harvard's hand trembled while he took a sip of coffee and looked over at the bed. Her father was preparing it with flowers and doing some type of ritual. He drew a snake on it and it seemed very strange. What was about to happen.

[Hamlord, Hot Yummy has requested to marry you. Would you like to accept?]

[If you decline, you will most likely die tomorrow.] Yes / No?

"Yes!" Harvard dropped the glass he was drinking on the floor and looked at Hot Yummy. "Ouch, that-that's so hot! It's too hot!"

[Hot Yummy has accepted your marriage proposal.]

[You may now kiss the bride!]

"Come on children. I prepared the bed. I'll wait outside and be around if any of you get hurt,' Mr. Yummy winked and then disappeared. Hot Yummy smiled and grabbed Harvard's hand before pulling him over and tossing aside her second mask.

"Heh, you ready? Let's deal with that curse! It should be very fast since it's our first time!"