RazorIsSharp

Harvard had been a well respected lawyer, but then he got killed by his girlfriend because he forgot to take out the garbage and she also had robbed a bank.

Afterwards, he had a lot of time to think in the underworld before he got to meet King Yama - a beautiful women with the greatest mounds and body he'd ever seen on the ruler of the underworld. 

She invited him to take part in the phantom universe expansion pack, and because of his lot in life, she decided to give him a little bit of much needed help. He gets lucky enough to inherit the Evolving Ghost System, and journey into the new expanded universe! 

Inside, he will meet lots of beautiful women, complete quests from badass NPCS, and have fun joining a guild and terrorizing the new universe. 

There is nothing he cannot do with his new system!

[Evolving Ghost System would like to give you a gift basket!]

[All Host has to do is complete a simple Quest to receive it!]]


'Oh god, I hope it's more simple than killing 100,000 Ghost Slimes. My reputation is still ruined because of that!"

Harvard nervously opened the prompt.

"Oh no! Oh god! Here we go again!"

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Evolving Ghost System: Phantom Universe Expansion Pack

[10 days until the Monsoon Kraken destroys all of Central Continent and turns it into a underwater paradise.]


'Shit, it's raining so much,' Harvard decided to watch the finals of the Dungeon Competition, but he was incredibly depressed. "My infamy is at 19,999 and I've been helping people for 10 days! Can it get any worse!"


"Mister! My cat got stuck in a sewer! It was chasing after a golden snake!"


"Save it yourself!" Harvard tossed a lollypop at the little girl in hope that she'd catch it but it hit her on her cute little pink headpiece and then got stuck to her brown hair. "Ugh, sorry! That was meant for your hand!"


"No! I'll save your damn cat! Where is it?"


Harvard walked up to the sewer while a large crowd gathered by the dungeon to watch the three teams complete in Tricky's Totally Final Dungeoneering Adventure Dungeon. He was a little bit sad he hadn't been invited, but he at least got to cheer for Snow Lilly's the 2nd guild.


However, getting under 20,000 infamy was more important. He looked at the sewer and sighed before activating ultimate tracking.


'Huh, maybe this will lead to something good?' Harvard tossed aside the manhole and jumped into the sewer before another prompt appeared.


[Protect the girl with you at all costs!]


"I'm here to watch you!" The little girl smiled at Harvard. Her blue eyes had turned a dark green when they entered into the tunnel and she seemed like a precious coin you accidentally dropped into a well by accident. "What? You're the infamous Hamlord. You might eat my cat, or sell its parts on the black market to get a ticket for Silvia's next play!"


"I-I have more than enough Lograms," Harvard tossed the little girl on his back, and smiled. "I-I have 100,000 Lograms left! It's not like I wagered on all my Lograms on my self and lost!"


[You have been robbed of 99,995 Lograms  by the Insane Underwater King Bandit!]


[Quest Update: Find the Insane Underwater King Bandit and the little girl he's taken off your back!] 


"Wait, what?" Harvard looked down to try and find the cute little girl and instead saw a sand doll in her place. 'Ugh, what a useful ability, but what a shit result! I didn't even see him! He must be even higher than level 450!"


 Harvard turned and in each direction all he saw was a dark tunnel. Up above, he could still hear people cheering for Snow Lilly. If only they knew the truth, that a little girl just got stolen from the back of Hamlord!


"Ugh, it shouldn't be too hard to find her," Harvard looked in both directions and nodded his head. 'This is a simple secret passage. I'll find her in no time!"


Harvard found a tiny underground city with it's own Grey Fist Tavern. It seemed to be run by monsters, but they all were pretty nice. 


He finally found a clue about the Insane Underwater King Bandit after activating Ultimate Tracking.


[The Insane Underwater King Bandit built this chair with his bare hands]


[Some say at night. The Insane Underwater King Bandit comes to visit his chair and make sure it's still in one piece.]


'Well, at least he's close.' Harvard decided to sit down and watch the Dungeon Competition next to a few insanely busty women that had green skin and golden eyes. They were screaming for Snow Lilly, so he didn't mind their large claws, nor the fact that one winked at him when he sat down at the bar. She seemed to be salivating when she looked at him, however, not in a dangerous way, albeit she did sniff him a few times.


"Come on Snow Lilly!" Harvard cheered while she ran into the final boss room! "You can do it! I swear on that little cute dimple you have on your back that you will win! I'll wager my 5 remaining Lograms on it!"


10 Days Until the Monsoon Kraken Kills Everyone