Happy hour

Sapphire: "....."

Alein: "....."

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Alein: "....."

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Alein: "....."

Sapphire: "...."

Alein: "....."

Sapphire: "....."

Alein: "....."

Sapphire: "...."

Alein: "....."

Sapphire: "....."

Alein: "....."

Sapphire: "...."

Alein: "....."

Sapphire: " Sooooo...."

Alein:" shut up"

Sapphire: "...."

Alein: "AHHHHHHHHHHH"

Alein covered her face and started rolling on the floor while whaling

Sapphire: " if it makes you feel any better

I had a nice time"

Alein: " IT DOESN'T"

Sapphire: "...."

After Alein and Sapphire did the deed

Again

And again

And again

An awkward atmosphere was left after they finished...

Alein: " *sob* I'm no longer marriageable *sob*"

Sapphire: " wait aren't you the one who makes the marriage rules in your church in the first place?"

Alein: " *GLARE*"

Sapphire: " never mind

If you're gonna be so salty about

You shouldn't have jumped me"

Alein: " I WENT IN FOR A KISS

WHY DID YOU USE TOUNGE"

Sapphire: " force of habbit

Also it's not like you complained

Especially when I gave you a tounge kiss down there"

Alein: " *DEATH GLARE*"

Sapphire: " could I offer you a shoulder rub in these trying times"

Alein: " *Growl*"

Sapphire: " I'll take that as a yes"

Alein: " a little up"

Sapphire: "sure"

Alein: " *sigh* well at least I won't die a virgin

Good otherwise Pearl's wouldn't let me live-or in this case die it down"

Sapphire: " wouldn't she also be single"

Alein: " she had more boyfriends along the years than I can count

Apparently

Mermans are great lovers"

Sapphire: " could've lived my entire life without knowing that

How do they even mate?"

Alein: " don't know don't care

Just keep rubbing

Well I guess dying while having my shoulder rubbed by you is an okay end

I'll just keep relaxing in the last few hours I have "

Sapphire: "...."

Ruby:" note: I'm almost done breaking the circle"

Sapphire: "WHAT

YOU SAID IT WOULD TAKE YOU 12 HOURS

IT'S BEEN ONLY 5"

Ruby: "that's thanks to your new title"

Sapphire: " wait...

What new title"

Ruby: "...."

Title : Goddess's first boyfriend : "increase life magic control"

Legend: " increases the probability of you getting high fives"

Sapphire : "...."

Ruby: "...."

Sapphire: "...."

Ruby: "don't look at me I didn't even know it was possible"

*Magic circle deactivated*

Alein: " what just happened?"

Sapphire: " Uhhhh... I just deactivated the magic circle?"

Alein: "HOW?!"

Sapphire: "Plot Armor?"

Alein : " *Glare* "

Sapphire: "Okay okay

So apparently I just got a new title that helped me"

Alein: " what new ti- HEYYYY WHO SAYS THAT YOU'RE MY BOYFRIEND"

Sapphire: "oh you can see stats

Well makes sense

Since your are a goddess"

Alein: "DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT

WHY IS THAT EVEN A TITLE AND-"

Sapphire: " Sweety let's discuss our relationship later how about wee stop the world destruction first"

Alein: " Urggghhh

Almost forgot about that"

Chapter End