In a space of pure whiteness, the giant blocky title and a certain rose emblem drop from the sky to the ground, where the four miniaturized members of Team RWBY pop out from behind it to smile, wave and adopt poses for the audience while an unseen speaker announces the show as: 'RWBY CHIBI'!
Beacon Academy...
A ringtone is heard playing, with the screen shrouded in darkness. After some notes are played, a voicemail message tone sounds, and the screen shows Jaune talking into his Scroll.
"Hey, um, Weiss...Schnee! This is Jaune... Arc, of the Arc family - last name's Arc. Anyways, I was wondering what are you doing Saturday night? I'm doing... nothing, uh, which means I could be doing something with you! Yeah!" Jaune said.
The pebble underneath Jaune's foot is sent rolling away...
"Whoa!" Jaune said.
...causing Jaune to flip backwards, landing on his head, with his Scroll landing beside him. Jaune looks to it in a daze.
"...call me." Jaune said, looking at his Scroll.
Ruby, Weiss, and Jared, the silver eyed girl armed with Crescent Rose and her two best friends with magazines for said weapon, stand on campus.
"Ice!" Ruby said.
Jared hands Ruby a magazine decorated with a snowflake.
"I guess you have to let it go." Jared said, looking at Ruby.
Ruby loads it into Crescent Rose, and cocks it. She fires the weapon, and a blast of ice discharges from the barrel.
"Fire!" Ruby said.
Weiss hands Ruby another magazine, this one emblazoned with an ember. Ruby loads it, and fires again, this time causing a plume of fire to appear.
"That one was pretty lit, Little Red." Jared said, smiling.
"Gravity!" Ruby said.
Weiss hands Ruby a third magazine, this one decorated with four arrows pointing inwards. Ruby inserts the magazine, and fires. A flash of darkness emerges from the muzzle, but this time, Ruby is blasted backwards and offscreen.
"Too much gravity involved." Jared said, sadly.
"Yeah..." Weiss said, frowning.
Weiss and Jared watch Ruby go, before slapping their palms against their faces.
Once again, Jaune is in the courtyard, pacing back and forth as he leaves another message for Weiss.
"Hey Weiss. Um, I'm guessing you didn't get my call earlier. Maybe the tower's messing up or something. I mean, there's no way you wouldn't get my message and not call me back. Right? I mean, that's... that'd be rude. That's ridiculous. You're definitely not, y'know, playing these messages to the rest of Team RWBY, Jared, and Symphogear and laughing... heheh, laughing. It's, uh, it's not you. You wouldn't do that, you wouldn't- you wouldn't do that. Right? That's crazy." Jaune said.
Blake and Jared are standing nonchalantly in the courtyard, as Yang leaps up behind her.
"Tag, you're it!" Yang said.
Unfortunately for Yang, Blake and Jared phases out of existence, the two having used their Semblances to dodge the surprise attack. Yang spins around, and leaps for her again.
"You're it!" Yang said.
Once again, Blake and Jared dodges the attack.
"Nope!" Jared said, happily.
Yang leaps for Blake and Jared again.
"You're it!" Yang said.
Despite Yang's efforts, Blake and Jared continue to phase away from her.
"No." Jared said, looking at Yang.
"YOU'RE IT!" Yang said, angrily.
"Never gonna happen!" Jared said, smiling.
With a chuckle, Blake and Jared continues to dodge their teammate's attempts to tag one of them, much to Yang's chagrin.
"IT, IT, IT! BLAKE! JARED! ONE! OF! YOU! ARE! IT!" Yang said, angrily.
Another voicemail tone sounds, as Jaune pops up right in the camera, a look of frustration on his face as he yells into his Scroll.
"ALRIGHT, ICE QUEEN, I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE! It's one thing to deny a guy, but it is another thing to ignore him entirely! If you were here right now, I would give you A PIECE OF MY MI-!" Jaune said.
As if on cue, Weiss strolls in behind Jaune.
"Hi, Jaune!" Weiss said.
Jaune pauses, before turning to face Weiss, hiding his Scroll behind his back.
"Hey! Weiss, what's uh, what's going on?" Jaune asked.
"Not much, I'm just looking for my Scroll. I can't remember where I put it!" Weiss said, annoyed.
"Oh."
"Weiss, we think we found your Scroll." Blake said.
"You left it under your bed." Jared said, looking over at Blake.
Jaune dashes over to the new arrival, snatches the Scroll out of her hands, and begins to stomp on it repeatedly, finally kicking it away, as Weiss, Blake, and Jared look on bewilderedly.
"Right, I will see you later!" Jaune said.
Jaune slides away, as Blake and Jared look to Weiss in confusion. Weiss merely hangs her head in shock.
"Jaune..." Jared said, letting out a sigh.
Team RWBY's rec room...
Zwei walks into the room, sniffing around for something. He looks up and tries to climb the garbage can, but falls backwards onto his bottom, before tilting to the side. He rolls over, and goes over to a couch, sticking his head under it, before yanking himself free with a yap. He walks off, still searching.
As Zwei leaves, the freezer door of the refrigerator tilts open, revealing a shivering Blake, with chattering teeth and blank white eyes, hiding from the canine.