Big Vacation

In a space of pure whiteness, the giant blocky title and a certain rose emblem drop from the sky to the ground, where the four miniaturized members of Team RWBY pop out from behind it to smile, wave and adopt poses for the audience while an unseen speaker announces the show as: 'RWBY CHIBI'!

Team RWBY's dorm...

A weary Blake staggers into RWBY's dorm room. She only gets to the center of the room, before falling to her knees, then splaying on the floor.

"Ugh, that test was brutal! Must...rest...brain." Blake said.

Zwei appears, and props himself on Blake's head.

"Go away, dog." Blake said.

Instead of leaving, however, Zwei just strolls around to Blake's right side and licks her.

"No, this is not a game. This is not what a game looks like." Blake said, trying to wave the corgi away, but Zwei simply licks her fingers. "Agh, whatever. Dumb dog."

Blake lets her hand droop, allowing Zwei to nudge her for a few seconds. Zwei plops onto his butt, and scoots to Blake's side, snuggling with her.

"I did not ask for this. These are unauthorized snuggles." Blake said.

Zwei finally gets the message, and his body droops, saddened that Blake isn't playing along. As he plods away, Blake grabs him and pulls him closer, to the canine's surprise.

"Didn't say to stop." Blake said, while Zwei looks to the cat Faunus happily and licks her face. "If you tell anyone about this, I will shave your butt."

Zwei just licks her face again in agreement. Blake smiles, and the pair fall asleep snuggling.

Airport...

Weiss is waiting patiently at an airline terminal, tapping on her Scroll with an array of crisp-white suitcases at her feet. Out of nowhere, Ruby shows up with a crimson rolling suitcase and stops by her teammate's side. Jared showed up with an orange rolling suitcase along with an orange backpack and stops by Ruby and Weiss' side.

"Weiss, wait! Don't go on your exotic beach vacation without us!" Ruby said, worried.

"Seriously. Don't go somewhere tropical without me, Weiss." Jared said, sipping on some bubble tea.

"Hmm, that's funny, I don't remember inviting you two." Weiss said, looking between Ruby and Jared.

"Silly, that's because the three of us are BFFs! And as the two of us are your BFFs, we just knew you'd want us to come along!" Ruby said, happily.

"Come on, Weiss. I let you travel with me and the Doctor. Why can't I come with you? Pretty please..." Jared said, showing Weiss his baby doll eyes.

"Ruby, Jared, we're not..." Weiss said, giving an annoyed sigh, as she realizes Ruby and Jared are just too stubborn to argue with. "Fine, I suppose two more people won't ruin my vacation."

Right on cue, Sun, Jaune, Yang, Blake, Nora, Ren, Neptune, the nine Symphogear wielders, and the SAO survivors arrive, moving past Ruby, Weiss, and Jared.

"Sun's out with his guns out!" Sun said, with a surfboard under his arm.

"Beach volleyball champ coming through!" Jaune said, carrying a beach ball.

"Who brought the suntan lotion?" Yang asked.

"I want all the fish." Blake said, armed with knife and fork, and a hungry look in her eyes.

"Nora's captain of the party boat! Arrr!" Nora said, wearing a pirate hat.

"I don't understand. Your name is Neptune." Ren said, dragging Neptune by his ankle.

"No water! Please! No water!" Neptune said, scrabbling to get away.

"A beach!" Silica said, excitedly.

"Only you can be excited by the beach." Lisbeth said, scoffing.

"It's gonna be so much fun."

"At least we can get some rest and relaxation." Leafa said.

"Yeah." Sinon said.

"We should relax when we get there." Asuna said, looking at her friends.

"I'm not against that plan." Agil said.

"All the ladies." Klein said, happily.

"Yui, don't take pictures for Klein's pleasure." Kirito said.

"Okay daddy." Yui said, sitting on Kirito's shoulder.

"Beach party!" Hibiki said, excitedly.

"That's what I'm talking about." Kirika said.

"At least we can relax." Tsubasa said.

"Yeah." Maria said.

"What are we gonna do when we land?" Serena asked.

"I don't know. Maybe beach volleyball?" Kanade asked.

"I don't mind that." Shirabe said.

"Same. With Hibiki by my side." Miku said, smiling.

"Let's just have some fun, alright?" Chris asked.

Weiss, Ruby, and Jared watch as their friends pass by. The heiress turns to look at Ruby and Jared.

"Both of you told them, didn't you?" Weiss asked.

"Ah...we, uh, may have mentioned it to a few select individuals." Ruby said, sadly.

"Yeah. There were only a few..." Jared said, frowning.

Ruby's suitcase opens, and Zwei trots out, panting happily and wearing a Hawaiian shirt. He then seats himself between Weiss, Ruby, and Jared.

"Okay, we told everyone." Ruby said.

"Sorry!" Jared said, grabbing Ruby's hand.

Ruby and Jared look away with guilty looks on their faces. Weiss looks down at Zwei, who barks happily twice.

Police interrogation room...

A junior detective badge with Sun and Neptune's faces on it zooms in, then out, in the middle of the screen.

"Junior detectives!" Neptune said.

Sun and Neptune stand in a poorly lit police interrogation room, arguing about their good cop/bad cop routine, and fixing their fake mustaches.

"That's not fair! Last time you said I could be bad cop!" Neptune said, angrily.

"Look, you're just not a very good bad cop, okay? I'm sorry!" Sun said.

Neptune looks to Sun with a doe-eyed expression on his face, "Really?"

"See?! That's not bad cop material!" Sun said.

"Well, I'm sorry I have feelings!" Neptune said.

"Bad cops don't have feelings!"

"I'll show you!"

Neptune leaps onto Sun, initiating a fight between the pair. However, it's cut short as they hear the door open, and see Nora being bodily thrown in. Quickly regaining his composure, Sun grabs a manilla folder from the table, and starts to leaf through it.

"Let's see here. Nora...Valkyrie, is it?" Sun asked.

"That's what they call me." Nora said.

"Alright, Miss Valkyrie. Now, what would you say is your favorite breakfast food?" Sun asked, as he doesn't get much further, as Neptune shoves him aside.

"Where were you on March 1st?! Where were you on the night of the pancake incident?!" Neptune exclaimed.

Sun pops back up, "Yelling already?! That's way too soon! You call yourself a 'bad cop'?!"

"I don't know what you're talking about! I'll never talk." Nora said.

"We have an eyewitness linking you to the scene of the crime!" Sun said.

Police station...

Ruby, Weiss, Blake, Yang, Pyrrha, Jared, and a bloated Nora stand in a police lineup. As the camera pans across, it shows Ruby picking her nose, Weiss gagging in disgust at Ruby's actions, Blake sitting and reading a book, Yang flexing and posing, Jared singing one of his favorite Symphogear songs, Pyrrha waving, and an engorged Nora belching, which surprises Pyrrha. On the other side of the glass, Ren points to Nora, before collapsing at Neptune's feet. Neptune soothingly strokes his head.

"Shh...it's gonna be alright. She can't hurt you anymore." Neptune said.

Back in the interrogation room...

"Oh yeah?! Well, where were you on the night of the pancake massacre?!" Nora exclaimed, planting a foot on the table.

"Uh...I don't have to tell you that!" Neptune said.

"Dude, this is super common. She's just trying to intimidate you. Just answer her." Sun said, whispering to Neptune.

"No." Neptune said, quietly.

"Yeah, see?! Wait, why don't you want to say?!" Sun exclaimed.

"I don't wanna." Neptune said, turning away.

"He's sounding awfully guilty...isn't he, partner?" Nora asked.

"Yeah." Sun said, stepping back. "He is."

"I was..." Neptune said, nervously. "I don't know. I was just out for... a walk. Jogging! I was jogging... slowly. I guess that's walking."

"Just tell us where you were!" Sun siad, shouting.

"I was coming back from dance class!" Neptune said.

"A-ha! Uh, wait, what?"

"And then what?" Nora asked.

"And then I ate all the pancakes!" Neptune said, angrily.

"Nailed him!" Nora said, singing.

Having heard the forced 'confession', Nora pulls out her own detective mustache and sticks it to her upper lip before she and Sun bump fists.