Traveling In My Afterlife

"HI-YAAAAAAH!" I move forward to charge on the coming fake rebellions. 

"Omphhhh." I fall on the sandy ground with the face first. 

So much for winning a battle. 

I spurt out the sand that went inside my mouth and look behind the curled ball of a man, that held my leg in his grip. He was smirking at me, his smirk was missing teeth from here and there. 

"If I be the one to take you o' kill you they'll give me good monnie." 

"Really? How much?" 

"The amount from which I can purchase livestock twice." 

"Really?" From the other leg that he had let loose, I strike on his face with it and he falls unconscious almost instantly. "I'm not worth that low." With a harumph, I get up with the sabre in my hands.