Rose are red, Panties are white, wait? who's panties is this
In a panic situation, what's in Li Jie mind is to find a sea or river so he could land safely. But, what he sees is only a mountain around the bushy forest even if there is a river, it was so shallow that he couldn't land safely on it. 'F*ck it, at least I have a chance to survive' Li Jie thought while navigating his body into the shallow river.
Riverside in Wan City
There is a beautiful maiden sitting on the bank of the river, swinging her feet in the water while humming a local song. Some time later, she get up her sitting position and then go nearby rock so she can change her clothing until her underwear left. When she wants to take her towel from the wooden basin.
"F*ckkkkk" *splash*
There is a huge sound of splashing water comes from the river beside her, curios of what she hears. She approaches it while holding the towel in her breast with her left hand and the wooden basin with her right hand.
*tap* *tap*
Arrive on the bank of the river, she squat with curios eyes and then suddenly.
*splash* *splash*
It turned out that it was Li Jie who made that noise. "Puahh... Huft... Huft... *sigh* It's lucky that i land in the deep part of the river." And then he turned around to see where exactly he is. When he turned around, he saw an angel squat in front of him half-naked. 'Rose are red, Panties are white, wait? Who's panties is this' thought Li Jie pervertedly. "Hmm... White..."
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The Young Maiden POV
The Maiden who see that it was a young man that is coming from the water. 'Don't turn around... don't turn around...' thought the young maiden nervously. But alas, Li Jie already turns around and she sees there is nosebleed coming out of his nose. The young maiden face turn red and then she gets up and walks backward slowly. "Kyaaa... Pervert!!!" while throwing her wooden basin right into Li Jie handsome face. After that, she runs as fast as she can to grab her clothes so she can wear it again.
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Back to Li Jie POV
Seeing a wooden basin flying into his face, Li Jie is trying to save his face from the attack. But alas, he was on the river and the speed of the flying wooden basin too fast to dodge. 'Why my misfortune is going back again' Li Jie laments in his heart.
*piak*
The wooden basin hit Li Jie right in the face, it makes Li Jie unbalanced and makes him sick again after tired swimming to the surface. *gulululu* . After the second times back swimming, finally he reaches the surface and then with his left stamina, he swims back to the bank of the river. Arrive on the bank of the river, he sees the young maiden with a cold face already unsheathe a sword into his neck initiating Li Jie to not move near her. Li Jie could see the young maiden figure is 9 out of 10 and her face is intoxicating that makes Li Jie wants to devour her right here.
Seeing Li Jie ogling her body figure makes the young maiden angry and then she with angrily kick Li Jie right in the nut that goes Homerun!!!!. 'Ahh... How beautiful my life is' thought Li Jie painfully. *bang* Li Jie fainted with white foam come out from his mouth. Panic see Li Jie fainted with white foam, the young maiden approach Li Jie body, and then check his pulse to see if he still alive or dead. After seeing that Li Jie actually still alive and just unconscious because of her, she felt guilty.
*whistle*
A White Horse could be seeing coming to her, and then she lifts Li Jie to her horse so she can bring him to her house for further treatment.
5 Hours journey later...
Inside the dense forest outside Wan City
There are two people riding a white horse, one person riding the horse and the other one person could be seen unconscious in the back. After a long journey riding, finally they reach a small bamboo house. The one who in the front riding the horse get off from the horse and then lift up the others in it's shoulder. Hearing a horse sound, an old man came out from the house. "Ohh... My daughter finally you come home, did you buy what I asked? And who is it on your shoulder".
"Hello Father. Yes, I'd buy everything you write on the list and I don't know about this one. I found him unconscious in the forest, because it's too dangerous leaving him outside so I bring him with me to here" said the young maiden while hiding what had happened before.
"Good then, just take him to our guest room and let me treat hit with my medicine"
And then, the young maiden take him to the guest room and put him to lay over in bamboo mattress. After that, she leaves him alone in the room and going back to her room to change her clothes. A few moments later, finally Li Jie regained his conscious and confused about what just happened to him when he looks around, he more confused. 'Didn't I land on the river? Why I'm here now' Li Jie thought confusedly.
*creak* *door sound*
Suddenly an old man in his 50's with medicine entered the room. The old man surprised that Li Jie already conscious before he treat him. "Hohoho... Finally you wake up young man" and then the old man approach Li Jie to check his pulse. "Your pulse is normal young man... How did you end up in the forest? And who are you?" Asked the old man curiously.
'Me? In the forest?' Thought Li Jie. "Uhh... I don't remember why I ended in the forest, sir. And my name is Li Jie, Li is my family name while Jie means Hero or Heroic".
"Li Jie... Hmm I see, so you suffer a short memory amnesia. You can call me Old Huo, young man".
"Mmm... By the way, where am I? And how did I get here?".
"You are in our house now boy, and my daughter is who bring you here when you unconscious in the forest. Also you can rest here until you know where you are gonna go, no matter how long is it since this location is far from cities or village. It's already late night, have a good sleep boy" said the old man while leaving Li Jie alone in the room.
"Thanks for your hospitality Old Huo, also say thanks to your daughter for saving me"
"Your welcome boy"
*creak* *door sound*
"System did you know where am I? And how long I'm remain unconscious?"
[*Ding! You are now in the forest around Wan City and it's been 6 hours since you unconscious*]
'What? 6 hours?' Li Jie thought in shock.
"Oh yeah I forgot to ask you something, did I get any Starter Pack or Mail from Great God Pangu?"
[*Ding! You've got a Mail from Great God Pangu*]
[*Would you like to open it?*]
[*Yes/No*]
"Yes."
[*From : Great God Pangu
Dear child, I'm sorry that it seems I overdo my power again *tehee*. Here I will brief you who your parents are, actually your parents are an Old God in Chinese Folklore, I wouldn't tell who is it and why they died, because you are too weak to know. Last but not least, here is your Starter Pack that I forgot to include it to your system tutorial rewards. Don't forget to enjoy your life in here child and focus on your goal. Good bye child, leets meet again in another time.*]
"Dang... It turns out that my parents are an Old God from Chinese Folklore. Sadly, I'm too weak to know the truth with what happened to them. Also, *sigh* I'm actually wouldn't surprise if he the Great God would get backstabbed by others base on his clumsiness."
[*Ding! You've received Starter Pack from Great God Pangu*]
[*Would you like to open it?*]
[*Yes/No*]
"Yes."
[*Ding! You've received a bag of Gold Coins, a Random Skill Books, a Random Cultivation Manuscripts, a Halberd (Gold), a Set of War Armor (Silver), 10 Recovery Pill, and 10 Chi-Gathering Pill*]
"Wow, so many items I get from it. Hey, system, can you open the Random Skill Books and Random Cultivation Manuscripts"
[*Ding! Congratulations Host! You've received Art Of War (Complete) | Heaven Tier | from Random Skill Books*]
[*Ding! Congratulations Host! You've received Taotie Qi Devourer Page (Incomplete) from Four Divine Beast Manuscript | Heaven Tier | from Random Skill Books*]
[*Would you like to use it?*]
[*Yes/No*]
"Nyahaha... With this anything will tremble before me" Li Jie said with maniac laugh.
*thump* "Sh*t up, I'm trying to sleep here" female voice from others room.
"....." 'Hohoho... Here I come OP path' thought Li Jie.
"System use all of them at once!" Li Jie said excitedly.
[*Ding! It will be a painful process, Host is suggested using it partially or use it while going to sleep!*]
"Just f*cking use it on!! There is nothing more painful than being striked by Divine Thunder continously for about 100 years!!"
[*Ding! Imparting all knowledge and content from the books...*]
"F*ckkk... It f*cking hurtsss!!!!" said Li Jie while rolling on the ground holding the pain.