Ch: 3

*Nasampal ni Oikawa si Kuroo dahil siya ay paking kinikilig*

"Hoy aray ko naman."

"Gago HAHAHAHHAHAH sorry HAHAHHAHAHA." Oikawa caresses Kuroo's cheek.

Kuroo post on twitter

PUTANGINA ANSAKIT NON

Boks replying to @tetsugh

👀 ano yan kapatid

Yuji replying to @tetsugh

👀 (1) TEA THE SPILL NAMAN JAN BREW 👀👀

👀 (2) abang abang lang naman

Kuroo replying to @tetsugh

PUTANGINA NITO WALANG NAGYARI, SINAMPAL LANG NAMAN AKO NG FUCKING EX KO

Boks replying to @tetsugh

sus👀

Yuji replying to @boksuto

(1) san ba sinampal? 👀

Samu

Hindi tama ang pinaggagawa mo, lumayo ka sa kasamaan at kalaswaan

Thooru post on twitter

AY NAPALAKAS BA, my bad

Morisuke replying to @oikawawa

spill the tea👀

Hajime replying to @oikawawa

ANG KALAT

Thooru post on twitter

Y NAMAN KAYO ANG DIRTY MIND😭😭

Oikawa post on twitter

Oo tall masakit yung sampal pero alam mo yung mas masakit? Yong iniwan moko sa ere mag isa, six years😭

Oikawa – pero hoy gagi sorry talaga masakit ba?

Kuroo – kiss mo nalang para mawala

Oikawa – tarantado baka gusto mo pa isang sapak

Kuroo – weh pero kinikilig yiii HAHAHHA

*their phone rang*

[Convo]

Hajime: hoy shittykawa

Hajime: umuwi ka na raw sabi ni tita, may fam dinner kayo

Oikawa: pano mo nalaman? stalker ba kita iwa-chan

Hajime: HA GAGO KA BA

Hajime: KANINA PA TEXT NG TEXT SI TITA SAYO KAKAUWI LANG NI TOBIO TANGA

Oikawa: ay weh dingaa??

Hajime: edi wag kang maniwala gagu

Oikawa: SORNA ETO NA PO UUWI NA PO

Oikawa post on twitter

ETONG SI IWA-CHAN ANSARAP ITAPON SA MARS MURA NG MURA

Hajime replying to @TITE123

pwede mo namang idm, nag twt pa

Oikawa replying to @iwa

DON'T PAKEALAM ME

[CONVO]

Tsukishima: kuroosan

Tsukishima: san ka na ba?

Tsukishima: sabi mo uuwi kana by 10 bakit wala kapadin?

Kuroo: bakit jowa ba kita?

Kuroo: joke lang

Kuroo: oo na po, uuwu na

Oikawa ��� Kuroo

Kuroo – Oinks

*smiles*

Kuroo – sige mauna kana, ano pala yon?

Oikawa – I need to go na eh, kakauwi lang ni Tobio.

Kuroo – Ahh ganon, sige ihahatid nalang kita.

Oikawa – wag na baka maka abala pako

Kuroo – No I insist

Oikawa – Sige sabi mo eh

Kuroo and Oikawa went inside the car, on their way back home, Oikawa accidentally saw Kuroo's new notification.

Oikawa post on twitter

Ah yung bago👀

Oikawa replying to @TITE123

EH PUTANGINA WHY NAMAN AKO MAG DDRAMA EH MAS MAGANDA NAMAN AKO🤨🤨

After sum minutes dumating na sila. "Oy thank you kanina ah, napasaya moko. hehe." Oikawa said before leaving the car.

Kuroo – no proble, basta ikaw, at basta palagi mong tatandaan na para akong 711

Oikawa – eh y naman ganon?

Kuroo – nandito lang ako para sayo, 24/7

Oikawa – putangina mo kanina kappa ah hahahaha

Kuroo – Oo na po titigil nah aha

Oikawa – Salamat ulit ah, ingat sa pag uwi.

Oikawa closed the car's door and waited for Kuroo to leave. Nong mejo malayo na si Kuroo, he grabs his phone and goes inside their house.

"KUYAA!!"

"OIIBOOOTTT" Oikawa ran towards Tobio at ginulo-gulo buhok niya.

'Laki mo na ah! Bago ka lang ba dumating?"

"Um kanina lang naman 9:40 ang by the way si Shoyo pala, my boyfriend."

Oikawa post on twitter

sanaol may jowa, sanaol mahal sanaol pinili ka ng tao mong mahal

Morisuke replying to @TITE123

PUTANGINA LATE NI BLOOMER ANTAGAL NA NIYAN

Oikawa replying to @yakupogi

DON'T PAKEALAM MY LIFE

"Hi I'm Tooru kuya ni Tobio, nice to meet you."

"Nice to meet you too Kuya Tooru."

Oikawa post on twitter

UEMJII ANG WEIRD NG KUYA TOORU DAPAT KUTA TOORU MAGANDA

Oikawa replying to @TITE123

POGI KASI YON PUNYETANG KEYBOARD

Tobio – Tara sa dining room naghihintay na sila mama doon.

Oikawa – Y naman ganun mag q-quarter to 11 na mag d-dinner pa din?

Tobio – Aba malay k ba

Oikawa – Ma, pa, mano po

Mama – Mejo late uwi mo ah

Oikawa – Ah eh– hehe may nag aya kasi

Mama – Ahh kaya pala di mo kaagad na sagot mga text ko, upo kana

Oikawa post on twitter

Y NAMAN GANON PARANG KAKAININ AKO NG BUHAI NI MAMA JUICE KO ASAHI

Papa – So sino naman yung nag aya?

Oikawa post on twitter

YONG GINAGAMIT MO SA SABONG PA 😭, I'm sorry, pa I'm sorry

Oikawa – Uh si Kuroo po.

Mama – Oh I thought si Hajime

Oikawa – Ma kung si Iwa-chan man yun di pa siguro ako makakauwi diba?

Papa – Kuroo Tetsuro? Yong ec mo diba?

Oikawa – ah yes po.

Tobio – Kuya may tanong ako

Oikawa – Sige go langs

Shoyo post on twitter

Hi po sasabihin ko lang naman na nadito po ako hehehhehehe, IMMA HEAD OUT

Tobio – Why di nalang si kuya Haj?

Mama – Oo nga naman he is kind din naman eh

Oikawa post on twitter

MA SA INYO LANG NAMAN YUN MABAIT😫😫😫

Oikawa - …. Hmm I don't know po kasi like para sakin best friends lang kami ganon

Shoyo post on twitter

hi sayo kuya haj, sending awit sau bestfriends lang raw eh

Papa – you better move on from your ex.

Oikawa – matagal na dad, six years nayon

Shoyo post on twitter

leave a dot para update, OMAYGHAD MAY CHISMIS DOTDOTDOT

Madami pa silag pinag usapan like Tooru's life and Tobio's. "Dito ka nalang mag stay Sho gabi gabi na din eh."

Papa – yes for your safety na din.

Mama – yes yes, you can stay kahit saan na room pwede kay tobio or sa guess room

Tobio – Sa room ko nalang, matutulog lang din naman diba?

Shoyo – Oo nga naman po hehe.

Oikawa post on twitter

UEMJI DI AKO NANINIWALANG MATUTULOG LANG👀

Shoyo post on twitter

AY Y NAMAN GANON WALANG CHIKA PERO ATLEAST👀, leave a dot para updated

Oikawa – Una nap o ako, good night.

Mama – good night, sleep well

Kuroo – Kei? *knocks*

Kei – Kuroo-san nandito kana pala. San ka pala galing?

Kuroo – Mhmm, with a friend. Una na ako ah, sarap ng itulog eh

Tsukishima post on twitter

with a friend or with your ex?

[TIMESKIP 10:30am]

Kei – Good morning Kuroo-san.

Kuroo – Good morning.

Kei – Free ka ba later?

Kuroo – Oo why naman?

Kei – Mang Inasal?

Kuroo – Sige sure I'll wait for you doon, aalis muna kami ni Teru.

[Convo]

Oikawa: IWAAAAA CHAANN

Oikawa: NAGUGUTOM AKO NYAM NYAM HUEHHE

Hajime: edi magutom ka

Hajime: sml

Oikawa: KAIN KA C TAYO

Oikawa: APAKA WALA MONG KWENTANG BESFREN

Hajime post on twitter

kakain lang tayo pero walang tayo.

[Convo]

Hajime: san

Oikawa: darating

Hajime: sa libingan kasama si sachiro pag di ka umayod

Saachiro post on twitter

nararamdaman kong si iwa talaga tong nag sasabi ng masama, FRANKLY I FEEL ATTACKED

[Convo]

Oikawa: umayod

Oikawa: umayod

Oikawa: umayod

Oikawa: umayod

Hajime: ah typo repeater palibhasa paulit ulit niloko

Oikawa: FUCK YOU KA

Hajime: pero san ba

Oikawa: sa mang inasal libre mo

Hajime: putangina ukaw nag aya ako manlilibre??

Oikawa: ooo hehehhe

Oikawa: labyoo lezzgo

Oikawa: hintayin kita kbye

Hajime post on twitter

hintay hintay magiging akin ka rin

@Mang Inasal

"HOOOYYYY IWA CHAANG DITO!!"

"Tumahimik ka nga, ingay ingay."

"Tarugh order na ta u"

Sachiro post on twitter

That should be me holding your hand

Sachiro replying to @sacchan

PUTANGINA DI AKO NAG MEMEMA KUMANTA LANG

Kei – Kuroo–

Oikawa – iwa chaanggg–

Oikawa posted on twitter

UEMJI YON NA YONG PINALOT MO SAKEN??? MUKHANG DINOSAUR??

Oikawa replying to @TITE123

JOKE CHAROT AHAHAHAHAHHA

Oikawa post on twitter

UEMJI ULET, BANAT NG BANAT MAY BAGO NAMAN👀

Oikawa saw Kuroo at the side, he smiles at him and pumunta kay Iwa-chan. Nag order sila at unfortunately ang seat na naiwan ay tabi nina Kuroo.

[Convo]

Kuroo: oinks

Kuroo: kayo ba ni iwa?

Kuroo: curious lang,

Oikawa: BAKIT KA CURIOUS MAHAL MO PA BA AKO

Oikawa: Charot lungs

Oikawa: Ikaw ba kayo ba ni Tsukishima ba yan?

[whatta tops]

Boks: MAY TEA AKO

Boks: HEAR ME OUT

Boks: Kakadaan ko lang galing Mang Inasal at di ko nalang pinuntahan

Boks: kasi nakita ko si Kuroobrew at someone blonde

Boks: yon ba si Tsukishima?

Atsumu: Oo nga capt. Mejo na curious den ako nong sinabi mo na "pano si tsukishima" ganom

Yuji: 👀

Samu': Same, kaya may dalawa akong tanong capt. Please answer it honestly.

Samu': Who is tsukishima in your life and naka move on ka na ba kay Oikawa?