A Chat Between Gods

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[What's up Dogs, or wait...] (???-1) [Wasn't it What the dog doin Ma'am?] (???-2) [Look I don't know, these earthlings have a lot of phrases in their history] (???-1) [Look that doesn't matter, how do you do, my name is ᛋᚢᛈᛖᚱᚲᚨᛚᛁᚠᚱᚨᚷᛁᛚᛁᛋᛏᛁᚲᛖᛪᛈᛁᚨᛚᛁᛞᛟᚲᛁᛟᚢᛋ ᛁᛋ ᚨ ᚱᛖᚨᛚᛚᚤ ᚺᚨᚱᛞ ᛏᚺᛁᚾᚷ ᛏᛟ ᛋᛈᛖᛚᛚ..., But you can call me Ava, I'm what someone from your plane would call a god, not just any, I'm the chief god here in this plane, what's different though is my plane of existence has a few different natural laws, the main planet I'm ruling over and the first to be given sentient life is where we are now, it's my pride and joy you know, I named it e̴̠͇͑̓̌i̷̖̒͠l̴͖̾a̵̬͎̾s̵̱̟͖̒͒ị̸͂̍̕e̸̤͊̋̽k̸̹͇̅͜͝͝ā̶̙̦̭̂c̴͈͍̤̾͠e̵̜͖͒̆̏h̵̪̞̹͒͂ẗ̸̰͜ͅ, a pretty good name is you ask me, but nooooo..., the people had to name it Acadia, so well go with that.]

[Any who, Recently, about 30000 years ago two of my children gods got into a fight and one managed to use his powers to banish the other to your dimension, It was actually, an accident and little ᚹᚺᚨᛏᛋᛈᛟᛈᛈᛁᚾᛃᛁᛗᛒᛟ the god of blacksmithing, has been asking me to bring his best friend ᛞᚱᚨᚷᛟᚾᛋᚨᚱᛖᚲᛟᛟᛚ, the dragon god back as he swears it was a mistake, Unfortunately the god of your plane, who looks totally like a homeless dude] *lightning sfx here* [Ow Ow, sorry I'm SORRY, it was just a joke jeeze... but he said I was not allowed to interfere in his world as a higher god, so finally Hes told me that someone is going to break the seal on ᛞᚱᚨᚷᛟᚾᛋᚨᚱᛖᚲᛟᛟᛚ finally at which point he can return of his own volition, so that's nice, I think. Any way the god from your plane wants to send one of his over with the dragon and the dragon has put up no qualms about this to the one who frees him, So I am gonna be getting like an exchange student!!! I've been watching all this ᚨᚾᛁᛗᛖ *cough* Anime was it and this is gonna be cool right?!?] [Ma'am, that's not how that works, anime is not even from any of the cultures or countries that are currently still alive on the EARTH, their God told you they got wiped out right?] [yeah, yeah I know but it would cool anyway right! ISEKAI OPPAI DAIKON....] *Incoherent screeching ensues*

[… and she's gone again... Look you may call me Argon, I'm this planes current god of time, I've met your Chronos for beer before and Hes pretty chill. While Ava goes on a rant il explain to you why we're talking and another few key points.] [...AND THEN THE GREAT HAREM MASTER...] [Yeah I'm just gonna pause time, Our humble Acadia Has one main continent a rather large island off its coast to the west and another smaller continent far to the east as for the current political situation... it's complicated much like all politics. Anyway, your god has informed us that he has set a few things in motion to free our dragon god finally, Seems the humans have been experimenting on his sealed mortal body and it's been rather wrong for the development of his population, So he decided to send someone to free him and have him removed from your plane, The issue is that it seems this human decided to take a rather extreme measure that no one thought he would, and so he is being sent here he should be arriving in about an 4 hours or so, right now, Hes going to repair that special mech of his, and then he'll be off, as for what's going to happen next? Well.... that's not something I'm willing to say, you can see for yourself shortly. Let us resume time, I'll skip a little past ava's rant] …. [….OPPPAAAIIII IS KIIIINNGGG!!!] *sigh*

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Everything is a blur... I can see... Elves? What is this... Magic? Dragons.... the hell...? *COUGH* as I wake up my eyes show a dark red light showing in the cockpit. "Ow... How long was I out...?" [Rep..ing ..lot wa. ..ut for four...een ..urs] Well shit....

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[Yes, Ava I have placed the data in the databanks of one of his compatriots he should find it shortly after his repair drones scavenge enough to repair that mech of his.] [Wonderful! I can't wait to meet this exchange student! By the way how is ᚹᚺᚨᛏᛋᛈᛟᛈᛈᛁᚾᛃᛁᛗᛒᛟ (Blacksmith god) doing? I'm sure Hes ecstatic his brother will finally be free right?] [Yes, he is, but Hes also interested in this exchange student who seems to be bringing a rather large knowledge bank with him] [of course Hes gonna be an ISEKAI PROTAGANIST!!!!] [Listen Ava... I know you enjoyed that Anime stuff from the 2020's but you do know our guest is gonna have no idea what that is right?] [What! Why wouldn't he know about this amazing stuff?!?!] [Ava, Japan was one of the first places to sink when that terrorist group nuked the polar cap causing the huge rise in sea levels] the entire culture that is Japanese is mostly gone unfortunately, and our young lad Matthew was raised as a soldier not an internet gamer, not that they exactly have internet anymore...] [Whaaaat.. That's no fun... stupid terrorists! Argon! send me back I wanna smite them myself for crimes against anime!] [No. You know very well that even IF I could send you back that far, Chronos would notice and at once send you back before you could do anything] [Your no fun...] *sigh* [Listen I spoke with Chronos aswell and in one of the conversations I asked him to grab a copy of his internet from 2034, So you can watch all the anime and whatnot stored on it for the next couple years. Does that sound fin... ooof] [THANKS YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU ARGON OOOOH I JUST WANNA SQUEEZE YOU TO DEATH!] [Please... Let me go ava. Wait ava Hes on the move let's get ready to meet him, we must act professional] [who cares about all that OPPAI SUGOI!!!!!]

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Shortly the man known as Matthew Anderson would no longer be a part of this universe, leaving it behind for a rather interesting adventure.