Chapter 6: Warming Up

These monsters would be a great thing to practice potty training on during my free time (I've never been potty trained). By "potty training" with them, I mean pooping everywhere until I hit the right spot. I'm all ready, now I just have to wait until it's night cuz I don't like going potty during the day. Later that night, I went to the park and waited for them to show up. THUMP. "Finally, you came. I was kind of starting to pee my pants," I said while looking at the giant monster. I then clenched my buttocks and surrounded them with deadly eternal poops (Booty Soup). "I recommend that you don't let me poop on you because, these poos will burn you into dust". "RAAAAAGHHH!!!," the monster said in anger. Then, I charged, butt first, at him.

"Phew," I said in relief, "Got that over with". I walked to the trash bin in an alley way and wiped my butt with the monster's sharpest tooth. "This can be proof that I defeated one of these monsters," I said while walking back to the Girls Dormitory. When I got there, Alyssa was waiting for me with an AK. Alyssa had volunteered to kill me before and after I defeated the monster. I told her that I was gonna take a part of the monster with me and that I wanted her to make it into a pencil and/or weapon to help her fight some person she said she really wanted to kill.

When I got into sparing class, I pulled out my brand new 'poo-stained monster tooth weapon' for fighting. People started to ask me where I got it from and why the tip was brown. "Well, this was originally one of the monsters' teeth and I had Alyssa over here," I said while pointing to Alyssa, "make it into a weapon and make it into a gift to kill someone". "SHE WANTS TO KILL YOU!!," said some of the kids in our class. "Alright, alright, settle down," I said. I didn't know something I could become so.....POPULAR!! I thought. I looked over to Alyssa and did a 'thumbs up' to her to see if she was okay with making more. She pointed back at me and made a bone-breaking gesture. I smiled at her and said, "Okay, so we will make anyone who wants one of these one to keep,"

After dealing with the 'monster tooth weapon chaos', we heard footsteps coming from outside the gym. Everyone else thought it was the fat saggy teacher so they decided to call for an earthquake drill. Boy were they wrong...we should have called for a tornado drill. I knew I recognized the sound, but when I heard the roar of a fart, I knew exactly what it was so I stood up ready with toilet paper. Everyone started to run after some poop busted through the wall. "Is that the kind of poo poo you had last night?!," Alyssa said in shock. "No," I said, "this one's much bigger!!" I looked around and noticed that everyone else escaped besides....Jason and Mike. "WHAT THE TIPPITY TOPPITY BIPPITY BOPPITY ARE YOU 2 STILL DOING HERE?!?!," I asked. "Well duh we can't always let someone else deal with the toilet situations, right? so how about you stay back for this one we got this," Jason said while smiling. Immediatly, a chunk of poop slammed into his face. "Seems like it's a big one?," said Mike while stretching. And in a flash, Mike charged at the poops as Jason lay drowning in poop. I tried to get Alyssa to leave and as I was doing that, I hear, "WATCH OUT!!!". The last thing I saw was PEE before I blacked out.