Miss no-sympathy

Sitting on a yoga mat facing the window I had my eyes closed and legs crossed as I hummed in meditation, easing my stiff body. On the floor next to me sat a large pepperoni pizza and a large cola.

 

"Ohmmmmmm, pizzaaaaa"

 

Humming along with the serene melody playing from my phone I grabbed a slice from my side and took a large bite out of the meaty, cheesy delicious triangular food. 

 

"Ohmmmmmm, colaaaaa"

 

Reaching for the drink I took a sip. The fizzy drink slightly burned at the back of my throat as it made its way down my oesophagus with the chewed bits of the pizza still in my mouth. The combination of the two formed a disturbing taste making me scrunch up my face in disgust.

 

"Ohmmmmm, I shouldn't have eaten them at the same timmme"