Chapter 245: Part 7

Veda

I know today will change my life and I don't like it. Of course, I have no idea what the hell will happen to set fate in motion. Maybe I'll trip, hit my head, and forget who I am. It's the best scenario I can imagine.

For months I've dreamed about today. Nothing solid and all of it confusing. Strange things - babies with long shaggy tails, an irritating gruff voice that makes no sense, and a burning heat that signals desire. Of all the stupid things, the last is the worst. The only thing I desire is peace and quiet.

I collect the poison mushrooms carefully. They won't actually kill anyone, but the effects are unpleasant. For some reason gathering a supply is at the top of today's list. Nothing bodes well for what's to come.