Prologue

[ You know I honestly never thought I'd end up breaking the 4th wall and monologuing at this point in my life but here we are. (AN: Same here broski same here) You may be wondering where the here I'm talking about is, well currently I'm sitting in an office looking at one of the most beautiful women I've ever laid eyes on, shiny wavy black hair with sparkling purple eyes and pink puckered lips that I honestly want to nibble, in a two piece women's suit that helps showcase her assets especially with the generous amount of cleavage she's showing, with glasses on the tip of her nose.  If I wasn't some floating soul about to be sent to what I'm sure is hell I'd be imaging how many different ways I can fu- ]

Goddess: "I can hear you, you know?"

Random Soul: [ Well if i wasn't going to hell I'm definitely going to hell now] "So how we doing this sending me to a random circle of hell or do I get my own personal hell made specifically for me?"

Goddess: "fufufufu~ what makes you think your going to hell?"

Random Soul: [ She did not just go all Akeno-chan on me ] "Well considering I'm atheist, lived an extremely average life and my oh so blasphemous thoughts about you I just assumed that's where I'd be going. Honestly the only thing I think even brings me one step towards heaven is my very cliche action of saving that little girl from truck-kun "

Goddess: "Goodness no, I'm not that type of Goddess, I'm the Goddess of Reincarnation, so obviously you will be reincarnated"

Random Soul: [Don't freak out, don't freak out, don't freakdontfreakdontfreakdontfre-] "FUCK YES FINALLY SOMETHING GOING MY WAY!!!"

Goddess: ...

RS: ....

Goddess: "You okay now?"

RS: "Yeah I'm good, so how we doing this?

Goddess: "Well first you must choose who you want to reincarnate as and what world, then you get Seven wishes"

RS: "Awesome! If I reincarnate as Ban from Seven Deadly Sins do I also get his immortality and steal ability?"

Goddess: "Yes"

RS: "Then I want that but would it be okay if I was reincarnated in Highschool DxD, But can you make Issei, Vali, Saji and Kiba girls and also make me the same age as Issei would be and make it to where Grayfia is still part of sirzechs peerage but not married instead marry him to her older sister or something? Also make my background be like a super super rich parents that are always out of country working with a bro-con adopted little sister 1 year younger than me that looks like +insert legal loli here+ with the same immortality as me but make the immortality doesn't stop either of us from aging until we are 21"

Goddess: "Done"

RS: "Now for my wishes, wish number one I'd like a system with no forced quests and a Multiverse travel function!"

Goddess: "fufufufu~ That should be two wishes, I see your trying to pull a slick one. I'll allow it just this once since you amuse me"

RS: *sweatdrops* [Close one] "then for my second wish I'd life a Inner World with a mansion and fully stocked with unlimited resources for my future harem members and Pets as well as anyone else I might bring along my Multiverse travels as well as make the time in it controllable by me like making the time either faster or slower compared to the outside world. Then for my third wish I want Creation Magic."

Goddess: "I can do the Creation Magic but you would have to actually train the a ility as well as your mana, you can't just create like a god slaying sword right off the bat only simple stuff like clothes or gold and jewels to start with is that okay?"

RS: "Yeah that works for me. Now for my fourth wish I want to modify Bans steal ability to be able to steal powers from other worlds, like if I go to Marvel and use steal on Jean Grey I'd get her telepathy and telekinesis or if I used it on Peter Parker I can steal his danger sense or his IQ and it being completely unnoticeable and I decide which powers I take as well as keep the powers permanently"

Goddess: "Okay but you won't get the power at the same level as them unless its something mundane like IQ or cooking skill, each power will start out weak but if you train it you can make it as strong or stronger than the original, there will also be a 3 time per month use for strong people, so you can get multiple abilities from one person but you can only use it on strong people 3 times a month but no cool down for mundane skills"

RS: "Works for me. Now for my fifth wish I'd like my soul to be just as immortal as body and unaffected by anything unless I want it to including my astral form, that way if I meet the ancient one and she tries to knock me into my astral form I can just be like surprise bitch! That will be great! And for my sixth wish I want Occulumency with a mindpalace so no mind rape, cus fuck xavier and his mind rape fetish, no ma'am no thank you he can fuck right off with that shit. Then for my last wish I want a sacred gear but I want it to be Kings sacred treasure, I mean come on it can be a super comfy flying nap pillow one moment then th