Aizawa's POV
I reacted before I even realised what was happening. I caught the blade and looking around I still didn't see who could have thrown it. But what I saw next was something very much like smoke or steam coming off of the boy who was now Bakugo and Deku as they were standing up.
"It's okay, I'm fine now. Concentrate so we can get the villain," I heard Kirishima, I mean Red tell them. I can't help frowning why is he trying to reassure them now?
"Plan Delta," The echoed voices of my students filled the room as the smoke disappeared leaving only the one boy in it's place.
Like magic my students took a formation covering all possible defenses and weaknesses like a well oiled machine and with military precision. Are they defending me? I guess on some level that makes sense the knife was thrown at me. At least that's what it looked like.
What have my two monsters done to my class? So now my students are not only happier but stronger and more adept than even some current pro heroes. I look at Nezu feeling nothing but pride when I freeze.
The pale haired greenette seemed to flash and suddenly Nezu was squirming, his neck in their hand.
"What!?!" The word was barely out of my mouth when Nezu started to melt. I stared in shock as he melted before my eyes only to hear him cackling as he did. It wasn't long before Toga was the one left standing in his place, her neck still firmly gripped by Bakugo and Midoriya.
"Nice trick, how'd you do it?" She smiled as if she were watching some pointless cartoon and not about to be strangled.
"Cuffs," Her captor demanded, he didn't sound to good. Not good at all. I quickly restrained her and All Might took custody of her. The police were called and she was taken away, it was just after she was taken out of the room that the smoke returned surrounding the now very pale skinned boy.
With only class A in the room now their knees buckled and they landed on the floor panting gasping for air until the smoke completely covered them. I noticed right away that none of my students were concerned in the least, in fact they were only half heartedly watching as if they have seen this hundreds of times.
When the smoke cleared Bakugo and Midoriya were laying on the ground panting heavily but evenly. It only took a few minutes before even their breathing evened out, and wait, did they fall asleep?
"What-?" I started only to be shushed by my students.
"Sorry Eraserhead, but they need to rest now. I'll answer your questions if you like," Red told me now whispering. "No one wants to wake them up after they do that move though!" His face was so serious that I couldn't help but just nod happy that I left Eri with Hizashi so neither of them should come here for a little while.
"Tell me everything."
Bakugo's POV
"Who the fuck hit me upside the head and tried to drug the fuck out of me to cover it up?" I hissed groaning as I did. "I'm going kill you you fucking extras!" Let's be honest my voice barely came out as a growl and if anyone DID hear me and they didn't know me they would have thought I was some weak little shit.
"Go back to sleep Kacchan, I'm tired!" I heard Deku before I felt him cuddling against me.
"Red where the fuck are you?" I hissed before lifting my head up and looked around. Fuck, nope we are not in bed. We are on the fucking couch in the principles office. Do I even want to know what happened this time?
I look around to see most of our class just hanging out or chatting quietly. "Red," my voice was deep and commanding more than enough to get everyone's attention and I see him practically skip over while still holding Todoroki's hand. Yeah he really needs a decent hero name. Deku and I will have to work on it later.
"Bro it's about time you got up we were starting to think you two were going to sleep forever again." I groan at his overly chipper voice as it grated on my ears.
"My head is killing me, short version," I would much rather bury my head in a steel wall than listen to anyone right now.
"You used 'The All Might' to long and passed out." Yep short and sweet just the way I like it.
"Anyone get hurt or killed?"
"Nope," he let the p pop at the end, his grin growing wider.
"Great, I'm going back to fucking sleep then," I turn over making sure Deku would still be comfortable before letting out a sigh and letting the black abyss swallow me whole.
"The All Might?" I froze at the voice, fuck we really need to figure out a better name. I open my eyes to see All Might and Eraserhead staring at me, I grumble some choice curses before burying my face into Zuki's neck and breathing in his scent. I could feel the tension in my neck and shoulders relaxing with each breath.
Then I heard giggles that I couldn't help smiling at. "Kacchan, that tickles!" He continues to giggle as he tries to wiggle out of my arms.
I tighten my grip on him and snuggle into him even more purposely tickling him with my nose now. Listening as his giggles evolved into full blown laughter. "Mine," I grumble, trapping him in my arms.
"KACCHAN!" I can't help the grin on my face as Deku struggled in my arms. Suddenly I'm being lifted into the air seemingly by nothing.
"No! Not this time. You're not getting away this time," I tighten my grip on him making sure I wouldn't fall like always.
Deku's POV
Kacchan had me in a death grip refusing to let me go even with us in the air. I can't help laughing seeing his face scrunched up as he held on tight. "Kacchan, I can't breathe!" I can't help the whine in my voice as I put us back down on the couch and I feel him loosen his hold on me again.
"Sorry Zuki," He mumbled as he snuggled back into me careful not to squeeze me this time. I let out a small sigh as I relaxed back into his arms. I feel so drained and the feel of Kacchan's arms around me and how his breathing was deepening was nearly hypnotic.
***
I don't know when I fell asleep but the next thing I know I'm being shaken awake again.
"Deku, Bakubro you guys need to get up now. It's already morning and you spent the night in the principles office!" Red was getting irritated but his voice sounded more amused than anything.
Wait... Why were we in the principles office? I blink open my eyes trying to look around only to hear Kacchan telling Red to, "Fuck off or go fuck your boyfriend!" His words were harsh but his voice was simply tired.
"Why are we in the principles office?" I ask stretching and trying to pry myself out of Kacchan's arms.
"You caught Toga trying to impersonate Nezu. Come on it's time to get up now." Red huffed still shaking Kacchan.
I motion him away smiling to myself as I get ready to put my plan into action. I put my lips right next to Kacchan's ear and act like I'm whispering to him but instead I use my mind and just tickle him with my lips. 'Kacchan, I want to hold you in bed.'
"You already are dummy," he grumbled out loud not yet realising I wasn't actually talking yet.
'No Kacchan I want to take your clothes off and hold you.' I see him smile a bit.
"Who said you can't?" He asked only just starting to wake up. He blinked, then blinked again. "Fuck! Why are we here this time?" He finally put the pieces together.
"Just relax and think about it, you'll remember." I watched as he looked at me confused his signature scowl spread across his handsome face. Fuck now I'm horny. I can't think of that now though. There are way to many people in the room.
"The All Might huh? Fuck we timed out again." His voice was gruff and it only made things harder for me, in more than one way. Fuck, no. Don't think about it! I simply nod in answer and snuggle into to crook of his neck. Fuck, Fuck, Fuck. I'm screwed in the worst possible way!
All Might, Eraserhead and Nezu are all watching us not even including the fact that Red and Todoroki are here watching as well. Fucking damn it I need a cold shower!
'Relax Zuki, we'll take care of that once we get back to our dorm. Just pretend that you are dozing off for now and relax. It will go away.' Kacchan's voice entered my mind like a soothing shower and I couldn't help snuggling into his chest again.
I hear him chuckle as he ran his fingers through my hair and I felt myself start to relax finally. The inner voices of our teachers started to soften so it wasn't like they were screaming at me for answers anymore.
'I ship them so much! I'm so happy young Bakugo and young Midoriya have finally become the leaders they could be!' - All Might
'These problem children of mine never cease to amaze me no matter how much time goes on.' - Eraserhead
'Interesting, I knew that they were supposedly together but this is beyond my expectations. How did they merge into one person? How did they come up with the idea in the first place? - Nezu.
Actually Nezu's internal monolog just keeps going and going and going. It's a headache in a half but I need to cut off the voices before I go insane.
"Kacchan, I'm thirsty." I whined starting to actually doze off in his warm arms. How does he feel so good? It's like there is no place I would rather be.