Johnathan Dekens

once upon a time, in a small middle school two smart kids became friends, but no one was created equal, one of the kids was smarter than the other but they still stayed friends, not bothered by stupid things such as IQ and other crap... what bothered them though was...

?? "hey! Penis Parker, Johnny Dicks! give me your homework or ill beat you up"

a rich kid by the name Flash Thompson, and like any other typical rich kid, he never bothered to do his own homework.

the two friends where Peter Parker and John Dekens, Johnny has been bullied all his life because of his name, thankfully his parents had some common sense and didn't give him a stupid name... sadly his father didn't have the same privilege, John's father was named Richard Dekens, or Dick Dekens, his mother was named Lilly Curt but because of her horrible handwriting, everyone mistook it for Lilly Cunt... thus he was known as Johnny Dicks, son of Dick Dicks and Lilly Cunt.

In fourth year of middle school John swore to workout and train in fighting so he could beat up anyone who made fun of his name, his father supported his idea. as a fan of UFC, Richard was happy that his son wanted to learn fighting, he hoped to oneday see his son on the UFC octagon.

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Years passed John was now 14, throughout the years he has gained a well trained and toned body as well as a bit of knowledge of mixed martial arts.

Peter and John couldn't hang out much these years because of his training, but they still stayed in touch, whilst Peter gained a new friend by the name of Edward "Ned" Leeds, John also gained a few friends and joined some popular groups.

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Currently it was the summer break and John was at his grand parents farm...

pushing a tractor in a rainstorm and on the tractor sat his grandfather Williams or Willy Dekens for short.

Willy "just push a little harder Johnny, push with all the strength your little legs can muster and the tractor will start! Don't give up on me kid! what was all that training you did for, if you cant even push a little tractor like this one!"

John "Gramps! I swear to all that is holy, one day! one day I will fucking throw you off of the empire state building!! how am I supposed to push a half-ton tractor in mud when a 10Ton gorilla is sitting on it!"

Willy "shut yer trap! don't use that language with me boy or im going to tell your father to stop paying for your gym and sell all your dumbells!"

John "You aint my dad!-"

Willy "I may not be your dad, but I am your dad's dad! Now PUSH with your dainty legs PUUUSH!!"

*KRAKOOOOM*

Suddenly lighting struck the slave- child, throwing him into the air and through the barn's doors.

some of the lightning went through the kids body and into the tractor, starting it's engine and sending his grandfather through the fields.

Willy "well fuck..." is all he could think of when his free slav- lovely grandchild was blasted by god's wrath.

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3 hours later, John woke up in his room, with his grandmother Sally sitting next to him berating William who stood near the window.

When Sally noticed that John woke up, she quickly stopped and looked him with worry and happiness, worry for... well you already know and happiness to see her grand child awake and not in a comma or... dead.

Sally "how are you Johnny, are you feeling well? does anything hurt? how many fingers am I holding up? do you remember what happened? do you remember who we are? who you are?-"

Willy "jesus fucking christ, sally! some electricity shocked the kid. its not like he was hit by a truck or something! and what the hell is wrong with you kid? cant handle a bit of sparks?!" willy interjected and then laughed hard, but he was the only one laughing.

John deadpanned "first of all, Thanks granny I'm fine, everything seems normal. second, fuck you! you, cock gobbling gorilla! I could've died!"

Willy "EEH!!! what did you say, you brat?!"

Sally "quiet! Johnny, watch your language. and William your deserved that. also Johnny dear, your shirt got burned why don't you change out of it." it seemed as Sally was the only voice of reason in this household.

John quickly got out of bed, checked his burnt t-shirt and tossed it on the floor to put on something else... or that's what he wanted to do before he saw his stomach.

John "L- Lightning gave me Abs?!?" he yelled

*smack* and then got hit behind the head.

Willy "stop showing off, ya bastard. we all know you already had them before you got zapped!"

"hey, I just always wanted to say that" John grumbled and put on a proper shirt.

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