Who broke it
"Okay let's start the universe" Rex said.
"Wait what is it about" ruby asked curious.
"Just watch" Rex said.
"So who broke it?"Qrow asks looking over at team rwby and team jnr that were all standing in the atlas academy kitchen looking at the broken coffee machine.
"I bet it was Nora" yang said.
"No I bet it was jaune" Nora said.
"Okay I think it was me" Qrow said thinking of his semblance.
"Oh yeah aura and semblance don't exist in this universe" Rex said.
"Oh okay still think it was me though" Qrow said.
"Who broke it?" The screen shifts to shows silent team rwby, team jnr and then back to him "I'm not mad I just wanna know"
"I did I Br-" Ruby began but was cut off by Qrow " No, no you didn't"
"Okay why do think that uncle Qrow" ruby said annoyed.
"Well for one your a terrible liar" Qrow said.
"What no I'm not" ruby said
While everyone deadpanned at her.
"Okay fine I'm bad at lying okay" ruby said annoyed.
"Nora"
"Of course you go for me first I probably did break it by why me first" Nora said.
"One thing your crazy" Qrow said.
"Don't look at me, look at jaune?" Nora said accusingly
"What I didn't break it"
"Huh that weird how did you know it was broken" Nora says with a smug smirk.
"She he knows that it broken" Nora said.
"Okay nora how is that your defence" Weiss said.
"Nora Qrow said it was broken and we can see that it broken" ren said.
"Because it is sitting right in front of us and it is broken" jaune points to the machine that now is letting out smoke
"Suspicious"
"Nora it not suspicious at all" jaune said.
"Yes it is" Nora said.
"No, it is not"
"If it matters, probably not, Blake was the last one to use it" ren says to the group.
"Really Ren I don't drink coffee i like tea more than coffee" Blake said.
"I'm sorry" ren said simply.
"LAIR I DON'T EVEN DRINK THAT CRAP" she says mad at being accused.
"Oh really then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier"
"Tell him other me" Blake said.
"It used the wooden stirs to push back my cuticles, everyone knows that Ren" Blake said angrily.
"Ok let's not fight I broke it, let me pay for it, uncle Qrow" ruby says trying to fix the situation.
"Of course ruby the one to try to defuse the situation" yang said feeling proud.
"Yang shut it" ruby said.
"No, who broke it" Qrow glares at the group and pulls ruby over to him.
"Uncle Qrow, Weiss has been awfully quiet" Yang says quietly to Qrow.
"REALLY"
"Really yang your going to accuse me of breaking it" Weiss said annoyed.
"Well you do like coffee I mean it could have been you" yang said.
"Yes really"
"Oh my fucking God"
Then everyone starts accusing each other getting louder and louder every second.
"Oh god that not a good thing remember our food wars with team jnpr" ruby said.
"Yeah best day ever" yang said.
"Wait you did what" tai/winter and summer said.
"You should have let me join" Qrow said.
"Qrow shut up" tai/summer and winter said.
"Okay damn I'll be quiet now" Qrow said taking a drink from his flask.
"Dad it just happened and it was fun and Miss Goodwitch did fix everything and was going to punish us" ruby said.
"What do mean by was going to punish you" tai said.
"Ozpin stop her" yang said.
"You know what I'm not even surprised anymore you probably do worse then that haven't you" tai said with a sigh.
While team rwby was silent.
"Can we get back to the universe now" Rex said.
"Yeah"tai said.
The screen pans over to Qrow pulling ruby out the door.
"I broke it" Qrow says to the confused ruby "it burnt my hand so I punched it"
" I predict ten minutes from now, they will be at each other's throat with war paint and Grimm head on a stick" Qrow says to ruby who just realised what happened.
"Good it was getting a little chummy around here" ruby replies
"I know it I broke it" Qrow said.
"You shouldn't be proud of that" winter said.
"Be quiet ice queen" Qrow said.
"Wow ruby really it was getting a limitless chummy for you" Weiss said annoyed with ruby while ruby just smiled at Weiss innocently.
"Okay that it and on to the next universe" Rex said.