loaf_cat

Carlos, an average human. Got killed by, you guessed it, Truck-kun and accidentally flung out of the fabric of space. Leading him to a new body. A cat, a weak existence, one thing lead to another and Carlos got lot in the layers of the dungeon.

As the saying goes, 
You give a human claws and fangs
and they,
KILL.

My Feline System

I open my eyes to see a blurry picture, wait... I have eyes, this the greatest thing in my life! When my vision gets cleared I can only question where I am.


I look around to see I am in a giant cardboard box, It's huge twice my size. Then it hit me, like my deafening clock when it strikes 12.


"Am.. I... Small?!" I shout, but I hear a m.. eo... wwwo.


mmm, my eyes almost pop out of their sockets when I look at my hands. I don't have hands, or more precisely I have paws. Ya, p to the a to the w and s.


Then my clock strikes 1 which is even louder then 12 (surprisingly). I made the realization, after exactly 1 min. and 47 seconds, I realized ... I'm a cat.


Not one of those cool and buff cats that fight one another, but a weak, small and not that chonky.. house cat.


"Yup, you heard it here first folks, this Carlos is a not that chonky cat" 


I take a few minutes to process this and do you want to know what I think!, This is the worst possible scenario! I could have been a fish, actually the best option would have been human, now to stop myself from having a mental breakdown, i'm going to make a list and turn off my clock.


My mental list for best options for reincarnation ,


4. thing with a system (Like in the novels)


5. random stuff to seize my ever imploding mental state.


Don't ask about the fish, I wanted a simpler life okay.


Now i realize my mistake, I was hungry, nothing good comes out of being hungry, right?! 


"meow, meo meowww" (This translates to "I want Foooood")


Hey, will someone feed me. Anything helps. Please? anyone?


At this point if my mental state was a pillar it was destroyed long ago, probably the first time my clock rang out, it scared the life out of me. Like literally, I went unconscious for 3 hours! 


I climb out of the box, slowly but I do it only to marvel at how big of a city this is.


Little did carlos know, evil was breeding elsewhere


"uhh, my eyes" Fred moaned (no relation to the fish, or maybe ...) He was just trash talking a god and he got slapped out of that world, literally.


Fred looked around he saw a huge city before him.


"looks like I got a world to take over" 


"Now this is more like it" Fred said with a maniacal laugh.


[Now lets get some food for this not so chonky house cat]


Not so chonky house cat