I get swatted by special ops.

------- Guild Hall (Steve)

"What do you mean by were losing money, is that a thing!" The guildmaster roared in anger. "Yes sir, a cat is mugging our adventurers, trading with the coins, and has decreased the population of fire pigeons by 50%" I reply, "Send in the special ops" "Yes sir" I quickly hurry to stamp the gild certificate on the quest.

This is nonsense.

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I hear the rustling of twigs and leaves, instinctively I move out of my box with the knife in my mouth, with my solid black coat and my greenish red eyes. I sorta look like a monster, but am I not?

The rustling gets closer and closer and In an instant 5 guys pop out of the bushes and start to run towards the box, wait towards me? nah they cant see me. They are getting closer and closer, and they are staring at me, "Can you give me some food?" I say.

If eyes could kill I'd already be dead. I bite down on my knife and dart at them, just as the knife hits the clothing the sound of metal and metal ring out, sparks flew. It's time for anikin to start panicking.

I retreat, It's a good thing I'm small, but I think all those sandwiches caught up to me. I'm basically rolling down the slope and hitting every rock possible.

"meowwwwwwwoooo"

-------- Special ops unit

"Did the cat, just.."

"It just rolled down the hill"

*facepalm*

"It actually worked though"

"let's catch up to it"

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I finally come to a stop at the edge op a huge tower, I dash into the sloping entrance only to see green blobs bouncing up and down, I don't care I just ROLL.

Ow

Oww

ow

Pain

I scramble up and see the stairs lead down, I'll take my chances.

plop, plop, plop. I fall down the stairs, I jump back up and keep going down.

The atmosphere gets more weary the farther I go down, I reach the 10th level by blindly looking for stairs in this forever winding maze. once I reach the 10th floor I slide into a little hole.

----- Special ops unit

"Did a cat just enter the 10th layer of the dungeon"

"Sure looks like it phil"

"Eh, it'll die anyway"

"Job complete"

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[Dungeon energy absorbed]

[Unlocking system]

[System has been unlocked]

"Meeww?"