"As far as I know...I have no family left in this reality.." I said looking at a picture of her family. "I had two brothers and a mother. No father present in the picture.."
I set the picture down and looked at the ceiling then stood up and looked at myself in the mirror. I was wearing black lingerie. I unclipped my bra and pushed my hair back then let the bra fall to the floor. My boobs were perky and I gently rubbed my left tit and blushed a lot.
'My new body isn't all that bad...' I thought to myself.
I picked my bra up and twirled around. I stopped and slowly slid down my panties and blushed even more. If I looked this good when I was 17, I'd have boys lining up for me..fortunately I didn't look like a milf back then and I loved only one male. That male doesn't exist in this reality, so I had to move forward.
"Don't want no one coming in here seeing me naked.." I said to myself then put on my bra and panties once more.
I got into bed and covered my body like a burrito. I got extra cozy and fell asleep immediately. The next day, I woke up and slammed my hand on my annoying alarm clock and it nearly broke. I groaned softly and sat up. My hair fell over my eyes and I yawned. I got up and walked to the window and opened the curtains and a rush of sheer cold wind blasted my face. I immediately closed the curtains and had icicles coming from my nose. The winter here in Lunia was even worse than the village!
"You've...got to be...k-kiddi--ACHOO!" I sneezed and rubbed my nose.
I got ready for the long and dreading week of...Royal Events. These events include: Knight Battles, Royal Talk Events, Nationwide Marathons, and at the end, Royal Feast. I just slapped on my black robe and called it a day. I walked out of my room and down the hall. I ended up in the kitchen and rubbed my eyes.
"Morning.." I yawned.
"My Queen, you're awfully early today!" A maid said.
"Let's just get this week over with...I do not want to deal with people gawking all over me. The disgusting pigs is the reason why I'd mostly want to go lesbian." I said.
"I-I'm just gonna take that with a grain of salt. Anyway, Your Highness, what is your desired drink for this morning? We have Orange Juice, Strawberry Wine, Apple Juice, and Vodka." The maid bowed.
"I would drink Vodka to make the week more tolerable..but I'll just take Orange Juice." I said.
"Coming right up!" The maid ran off.
I walked off and walked to my throne and sat down. I yawned and blinked then saw one of my Imperial Guards bring in a young girl. I rose an eyebrow and looked at them.
"I'm telling the truth! There was a kitty in the garden! I just wanted to pet it!" The girl said.
"We found this farm girl intruding the premises! What shall we do with her, Your Majesty?" The guard said.
"Set her free." I said.
"W-What? Are you sure?" The guard asked.
"I'm as sure as to know you're wasting my precious time asking me what to do with a harmless female." I said.
"A-Ahh, my deepest apologies!" The guard freed the girl from her chains, saluted me, then walked away.
I got up and walked to the girl. She wasn't any older than 15 years old. She had a very petite body and long blonde hair. She looked at me and got in a battle stance.
"Oh! I've come to assassinate you Dark Queen! Prepare to meet your certain doom!" The girl said.
I rose an eyebrow and pinched her nose then she whined and squirmed lightly.
"Nooo, let go of my nooose!" She whined and puffed her cheeks.
"Don't joke around with me fool.." I said.
"But it is true! I have come to assassinate you!" The girl said.
I flicked her forehead lightly and she gasped and held her head and slowly crouched down. I looked at her in confusion and wanted to know if I accidentally caused her to have a mental breakdown. The girl closed her eyes and held her forehead.
"Okay Saya, that plan didn't work as well as I thought.." The girl said.
"So your name is Saya." I said..
"Nope!" Saya stood up and looked at me. "I am uh...Tesla...uh...Kiyo!"
I looked at her like she had some type of mental issue. Saya gave an innocent smile with a peace sign. I walked back to my throne and sat down. This girl was accidentally being cute and innocent. I rubbed the back of my head and sighed.
"It's too early for this sh*t.." I said and closed my eyes. "I should have taken the vodka with an extra overdose of painkillers.."
Saya walked beside my throne and examined it with awe and curiosity. Her eyes sparkled as she looked at me. I looked at her and watched her movements..
"This castle is so cool Dark Queen!" Saya said.
"Just call me Queen Stella.." I said.
"Okie! Oh yeah! A knight is coming and wants an audience with you! He said that he wants a chance to woo you, whatever that meant." Saya said.
"He means he's trying to due me a favor by helping me reincarnate again." I said.
"Huh?" Saya shook her head and looked at me.
"Huh?" I said.
"What?" Saya asked.
"What?" I said.
"Nevermind." Saya lowered her head.
"Good." I said.
Someone help me..I do not want to host these events. These events sound just as exciting as watching 99 year old blind men playing Chess..and I'm sure that with will be more interesting than these events..whatever, I'll do whatever keeps the nation happy..