Missing Cat

I had been on the lookout for a wanted criminal for sometime now and I think I finally found him! I was following this man who looked pretty sketchy. He would walk around at night with a flashback whispering "Where are you?" And "Come out to play"

If he isn't the wanted criminal, then I was chasing after a nut this whole time.

I decided to change into my cat form to get closer to the man. I moved to an opened window and heard voices, "Sorry honey but I think your cat is…"

He didn't finish his sentence.

*Hmm...so they're missing a cat huh? Hehehe*

I jumped through the window and saw a man talking to a small child. I jumped up onto the counter behind the man.

"...your cat...got married! And she lives far away now" He finished

*...say what?!?*

The girl he was talking to saw me behind the man and pointed "There she is!"

The man looked back and his eyes widened "oh. Yes she is"

"Why is her fur a different color?" The girl asked

"She is...just getting over her divorce. You know how that goes" he said with nervous laughter

*Oh! So you married me off and now I'm divorced?*

"Why did she get divorced?" The girl asked

"Because...her husband died?"

*He just turned me into a widow...He killed off my ex husband! Wow, I think I need some time for myself...*

After some time, the man and his daughter went to sleep. I slipped out of the house.

*He's obviously not the criminal.*

I was walking down the street when I heard sirens. I looked back and saw heroes talking to the man and girl.

"What in the world?"

The Next Day

Newspaper: "Father and daughter criminal partners have been arrested last night for robbing a jewelry store"

I put the newspaper down. I need sleep. I should also read more of these.