Chapter 070 The Wolf King's Bedtime Story

Xiao Yun's new slogan "knowledge creates wealth" is not just for fun. It is really useful in the current tribe, and it is very necessary to put it into practice.

The beginning of everything started when Xiao Yun accidentally discovered the dragon form Balker, which secreted Hammett's saliva whose acidity function is infinitely close to that of pure sulfuric acid (pKa value = -11.93). He spouted saliva to easily erode the metal, which shocked him. shocked!

Balker originally planned to show off his destructive power and frighten Xiao Yun, who had always forced him to learn a lot of mathematical formulas, but he did not expect Xiao Yun to drag him out immediately, put out kaolin-fired porcelain, and force him to become a dragon inside. Spit, the more the better, he can't squirt it out and he's still being scolded...　　

Balker's dream is broken and he wants to cry without tears. This guy's ability to spray acid is a good thing. The acid is from the dragon clan. The powerful stomach is secreted in small quantities. It is generally used (after being accidentally caught) to destroy magic circles and enchantments. The "yield" is extremely low, and it can be easily broken by Xiao Yun. "It can be extracted with strong acid. The beautiful fantasy of "insoluble phosphate fertilizer and the use of phosphate rock"...　　

Xiao Yun, who was so angry, of course, wouldn't let Balker go so easily, and immediately revealed his true colors and frantically squeezed Balker's magic abilities—mainly material mimicry magic. ——This skill of transforming into cages or ropes to catch slaves abruptly produced equipment for high school students' chemistry experiment classes under the high pressure of Xiao Yun. It is also a self-propelled and intelligent Dragon Intelligent Laboratory, the master of Xiao Yun's guidance, the following experiment was completed in just a few months: 　　

Dissolved salt in water, dissolved it through steam, filter, crystallized by cooling, centrifugal separation, and dry to obtain ammonium chloride, and heat the solid to chlorinate Ammonia gas is extracted from the mixture of ammonium and slaked lime, and then liquid ammonia is obtained from the ammonia gas; the liquid ammonia is synthesized and reacted with carbon dioxide to produce ammonium carbamate (methylammonium), a part of which is dehydrated to produce urea, and then the urea is heated to obtain cyanuric acid and cyanide Uric acid is chlorinated to obtain trichloroisocyanuric acid, which is the kind of white powder used for fish pond disinfection. It can only be used when it is diluted more than 1,000 times.

.Xiao Yun didn't want to waste such great efforts to make fish pond disinfection powder. The problem is that Balker, the waste, as the strongest magic race, has limited magical powers. He can do experiments on the sky and he can't mass produce at all. Any solution? Synthetic ammonia or urea is not a good thing, but can it be swollen if it can't be mass-produced? It is not only about testing out the possibilities and routes of chemical development first, but expecting that the population base will be up, talented, and capable of producing supporting tools before starting.

It was also because of Xiao Yun's disgust that he couldn't hide, Balker deeply questioned his own strength, and gradually became more and more obedient...　　

Of course, it's not white to have fish pond disinfectant powder. It took a lot of effort. The ditches and ponds in the tribe were full of fish, and the growth was very gratifying... Xiao Yun also let Hongye take the time to run to the Tauren tribe to send something over. This thing can be diluted and used to soak the seeds when the Tauren grows rice next year. It has a very good bactericidal effect and does not harm the seeds. It takes so much advantage for the tauren to have to give it back.

As for the present, Xiao Yun cannot enjoy the convenience of industrial fertilizer anyway, so he can only expand the scale of earthworm farming as much as possible... Earthworm farming, which is likely to lose underwear on the earth, can be regarded as brilliant here. The cattle, sheep and pork were visibly fattened, not to mention, the wheat fields that had been sprinkled with earthworm manure, the sweet potato fields, the potato fields and the chili fields grew very prosperous.　　

"It would be more perfect if you can raise chickens, ducks and geese." Xiao Yun, who doesn't make anything called contentment, is still unsatisfied, living in a rural life, there is no chicken on the ground, SHI always feels a little bit worse.　　

There are chickens, ducks and geese on the human kingdom, but it's separated from the inland sea...The Lamian caravan was not too busy to send live chickens and ducks thousands of miles. Catch pheasants and ducks by yourself...emmmm...it's not very reliable to think about it. Poultry are not as strong as wild boars, and any infection caused by germs will kill them. Chickens and ducks that adapt to living with humans have enough antibodies in their genes. Fowl disease should or should happen.　　

Waved away Balker and their salt drying team. There were no students to oppress that night... Uh... the instructable Xiao Yun came to teacher Languo's square classroom and listened for about ten minutes... and fled.

The ancients said that in the previous life, killing pigs and teaching in this life,it honestly doesn't cheat me~!　　

The job of a teacher is really not something ordinary people can do. No wonder the male teacher in the school retreats quickly after his 40-year-old hairline when he was studying!　　

Languo, you have worked hard! The dead dao friend does not die the poor dao, you come on!　　

Hidden back in the dormitory and wiped his sweat, recalling that one on the square was more painful than a painful face, emmmmm...

It seemed that it was really pushing everyone too tight. Now the slack is okay, isn't it going to happen when the farm is busy? There is a degree of relaxation, no, there is a degree of relaxation, which is in line with the active, diligent, serious and lively work and study atmosphere.

Think about it for so long that there has been no welfare for everyone except food. It seems that it is indeed a bit unsound-full of food. Studying and working on the stomach seems to be worse than the third year of high school, shouldn't it be appropriate to add spiritual food to the tribe? Xiao Yun clenched his right hand into a fist and punched it on the palm of his left hand.

The puzzle game had to be made fresh, and when playing, he was worried about getting lost in business. He didn't know how to sing, dance and act in the art troupe. He didn't know how to tell short stories. One night, the story will talk about the studio and so on, so just waste a little bit of saliva, and it won't be costly. Why not do it?

As soon as he thought of it, Xiao Yun immediately found out the work plan for the last quarter, turned over the blank space on the back, took up charcoal to write and draw... What kind of short stories can seamlessly blend into the world and can be inspiring The people of the tribe use their brains to think, understand the world, don't be so stupid all the time, he can figure it out.

Well, seamless integration into the world is the key point, simple and crude, easy-to-understand storytelling is the key point, and letting the tribe understand the dangers of the world is even more important...　

Bringing the stories from the memory, combining the customs of the world and adding Xiao Yun after changing his sinister purpose and seeing that the outline was similar, Xiao Yun rolled up the cloth and went out to the square. In the open-air classroom in the square, Languo was repeating the division for the Nth time with a miserable expression. The gray dwarves, goblins, and manuls who could hear the calluses were in a daze or whispered chatting in their heads. The snow werewolves who are full of paste are more bitter than Languo's face.　　

"Well... come here for class today, Languo, you can have a rest, come and drink some fruit water."

The welfare of being a teacher, the jam made from wild fruits that were really too bitter to be directly accessible, were handed to Languo with a painful face, let him sit next to him and rest, Xiao Yun stood at Languo's teacher's position. Facing more than one hundred faces that were either curious or relieved: "Everyone has worked hard. During our work, we will arrange for everyone to rest in batches. We must also pay attention to the combination of work and rest. We will end class half an hour earlier today. Languo takes a break, and let me tell you a little story about the human kingdom..."

When Xiao Yun said that when classes were dismissed early, no one cheered like modern students. The reason is not that everyone loves to learn. But there is really nothing to do... When the farming is busy, you can fall asleep as soon as you are tired. That's right, but now it's not a normal farming slack. Even if the tribe is still digging ditches to cover the river banks, they are assigned to individuals every day. Compared with the spring plowing, the work is still half less. During the time before going to bed, everyone gathers in the square, whether it is for class or chatting, it is always more interesting than squatting in a dark room-even the human being, Sal, mixes in the crowd and listens to manuls were chatting with the gray dwarf. This guy was still good, knowing that he was rubbing other people's furs next to the cub.　　

Ayun said that it was the first time that he wanted to tell everyone a story. The squirrels and gray dwarves who were chatting in a low voice immediately closed their mouths and looked over curiously. "In the middle of the human kingdom, a small country with a small population. One morning, when a hunter got up early to go hunting, he passed a bridge outside the city and found the king's carriage overturned under the bridge. The hunter was shocked. , Hurriedly shouted to the king, but did not hear a response, so the hunter ran to nearby people, called the farmers, went down the river and dragged the king's carriage ashore..." 　　

The spirit of everyone was immediately suspicious. The beginning of the color was fascinated, and Thrall opened his mouth even more... You, you, you, even if you are a very small city-state, didn't you come up and talk about the king of others? !　　

"People drag the carriage ashore and pry open the deformed carriage door. It's terrible... The king is in the carriage. There is blood on his head, face, nose, and clothes. The king is dead!" 　　

Sal: "..."

"People were shocked, and hurriedly hoisted the horse that was pulling the cart ashore. After a closer look, it turned out that the horse's hoof was cut by something, leaving some blood stains on the bridge. People guessed that it might be the king's. When the carriage crossed the bridge, the horse stomped its hooves, and suddenly pulled the carriage under the bridge in a panic, killing their respected king." 　　

"People are very sad. The farmer with the carriage in the family drove to the castle to report to the queen, the hunter. Then he returned to the city and reported the tragedy outside the city to the consul..."　　

"The consul was a great noble in the kingdom. He was shocked when he heard that the king had passed away. He hurriedly took the soldiers to the outside of the city... and saw the king's body at the scene. The consul was in grief...but soon the nobleman discovered that the king's carriage was not right, because the king broke his head when the carriage fell under the bridge, and blood was dripping on his clothes. However, There is not so much blood in the carriage. Where did the blood of the king go?" "The consul said, no, our dear king was not killed in an accident when the carriage fell. Our esteemed King was killed by someone. After he was killed, he was stuffed into a carriage. The killer intentionally injured his horse and pushed the carriage under the bridge to fake the illusion of a carriage accident!" 　　

"People are shocked and can't believe this terrible thing happened. Beside them, the consul opened the door of the carriage to let people see the small amount of blood stained in the carriage, and asked people: If the king broke his head in the carriage, why did the blood he shed only stained? When it comes to their own clothes, they are not sprayed into the carriage? When everyone is killing sheep, if the technique is not proficient, the blood of the sheep will be sprayed everywhere?" 　　

The adult manuls nodded after hearing the words, they just started killing the sheep. He was often contaminated by the blood of live sheep.

Sal also ignored the shocking Xiao Yun's "contempt" of the royal family, and was completely attracted by the story of the king's murder. He couldn't wait to ask: "What then?" 　　

"The grieving consul to the soldiers and farmers Said, we can't just watch our respected king being indifferent. We should find out the truth of the king's victimization. People say yes. Under the guidance of the consul, the soldiers protected the scene, and the farmers rushed to all directions to the citizens. Tell this sad and angry thing."

"The consul took a small group of soldiers and a few older farmers, and walked along the king's carriage tracks. It didn't take long to arrive in front of the castle. The beautiful queen just heard the bad news and couldn't take care of dressing up. Running out of the castle with loose hair and bare feet, he sadly asked the consul: Some people say that the king has passed away, is this true?" 　　

" The consul said sadly, yes, a hunter found the king turned over. The carriage that fell under the bridge..."

The story told by Xiao Yun is out of touch with the so-called fairy tale... In fact, what he is telling is not a fairy tale, but a case in a CCTV legal program, which will be tortuous. The process of solving the case merged with the background of this world, and compiled a suspenseful murder case of the royal family similar to "Pattern Surprise"-the serious human Sal listened with a focused face, sometimes struck by the queen's beauty. Make a fist for the wit of the wise Shenwu consul, not to mention the prairie people whose spiritual entertainment is infinitely close to zero. Even the stupid Oxhorn hold his breath, for fear that the breathing is loud and the stories told by Xiao Yun can't be heard!

In the story, the travelers who rushed through the night provided testimony that the carriage was galloping past the castle before dawn. The queen told the king the reason for leaving the castle and rushed to the city. She fell asleep in the farmland and said no. The coachman who knows exactly what happened in the early morning... Bizarre twists and turns, foggy, dead end, and the process of detection, plus two reversals at the end-　　

The first reversal was finally caught by the consul The real murderer of the king, that is, the queen who has been crying sadly in front of him: The queen was discovered by the king during a private meeting with her lover. In a hurry, the queen picked up the vase in the bedroom and broke the king's head. The consul was under the bedroom carpet. The bloodstains found made the queen unable to argue, and had to admit that this was the first scene of killing the king; then she asked her lover to stuff the king into the carriage and throw it under the bridge leading to the city. The suspected "drunk driving" carriage driver was I drank too much the night before, and when I rushed back to the castle overnight, I couldn't resist sleepiness and slept on the edge of the field, which interfered with the sight of the investigation.

The result of this great reversal almost shocked Sal's jaw, and the people in the prairie were even more shocked...　　

This is not over yet, and the reversal that breaks through the lower limit of everyone's simple worldview is yet to come: Murder the king's queen was sent to the gallows. Because the king's son was still young, people elected the consul to be the regent and assisted the young prince in governing the country; then...the hunter who first discovered the king's carriage came from the hands of the regent. After receiving a large sum of money, he was about to leave the country to buy a little nobleman elsewhere. At that time, he was intercepted and killed by the man sent by the regent...

The truth is revealed. It turns out that the person who was discovered on the first scene was the queen's lover. He was very present throughout the story, but he never met with the queen in public. He collected money from the regent, seduce the queen to derail, and induce the queen. Killed the king and made the queen the mastermind in the murder of the king, but because he knew too much, he was killed afterwards...　　

"...This is today's bedtime story, a story that happened in the human kingdom. The royal family of a small country, Missin. Okay, everyone is disbanded and sleeps. Tomorrow, we must work and study vigorously!"　　

...More than a hundred awkward faces stared at him blankly, one by one simple and simple prairie people. The broken worldview sounds like a symphony.　　

Xiao Yun waved to everyone with a smile, walked into the crowd and picked up the youngest rabbit cub, and returned to the dormitory refreshed to sleep.　　

"...Ahhhhh!" The sad and indignant Qingcao held his head in both hands, tell him why! Return that wise archon back!　　

"..." Sal was almost lying on the ground, his eyes wide open, such an absurd story... In the eyes of him, who comes from human society and understands the virtues of nobles, the irony is completely true~~!　　

The gray dwarves have a broken expression of being played badly. None of the dark elves they have served is not as dark as the human kingdom in Ayun's story; the goblin shivering, it's terrible! Humans are terrible!

There is sweat on the head of Caogen patriarch, and the flame patriarch has a dumb face, and the protagonist and the archon who turns to the story in his mind becomes a big villain. Yes, he couldn't understand that the consul who runs through the plot is so bad as Mao, and why the king of a country is so easily killed...　

The next night class, everyone rushed to the square before going to bed and listened. Lan Guo kept looking at the second dormitory where Ayun lived while giving lectures. Halfway through class time, Ayun walked out with a roll of cloth...　　

But, Ayun didn't tell a story as soon as he came, but was serious. Looking at Languo: "Languo, there were a few guys who didn't learn well and didn't pay attention to class? You clicked them out and drove them back to sleep. Those who didn't go to class well were not allowed to listen to bedtime stories."

Languo: "..." 　　

The inner world of the scumbags who are really wandering: "Don't yell, why didn't you devil say it earlier~~~~!!!"

Xiao Yun stared at Languo for five seconds, and the blue fruit was there. Unable to withstand the pressure, he silently turned his eyes away... He couldn't betray the clansman or something!

Xiao Yun was not really exhausted, and smiled and nodded to the nervous tribe: "It seems that everyone is very serious today, very good, and I will show this kind of earnest study effort in the future." After a pause, he said. With a smile, "Everyone will supervise each other in the future. If you find that you are not serious in class, you must remind each other. Failure to learn will be a problem of understanding, and failure to learn seriously is a problem of attitude.

Attitude problems are the most serious problem. The crime... I'm not just talking about it!" The scumbags shuddered on the spot... Qi Qi shook their heads and said absolutely not, except Dahe, who would have to have trouble with Ayun! That night, Xiao Yun was still telling the "fairy tale" of the magical revision. Taking the cases in the legal system as the main line, he fictionalized a series of stories drawn from the discovery of an unknown male corpse in a water well in a small human country. .

At the beginning of this time, Xiao Yun made it clear in advance that the town security officer who was investigating the case was innocent and righteous, so that everyone could focus on the case of the story itself, and then he wrote "Today's Statement· The rhythm of the show "Smoke Lock Funeral Parlour" was to pour out this local story a little bit...　　

This episode caused quite a sensation when it was aired. After many years, it also has a considerable amount of page views on the Internet. It can be seen that the "golden content" of this case-even if Xiao Yun chopped off some of the "original plot" that could not be modified in order to let everyone understand, the twists and turns are enough to make Sal, a human being and a group of prairie people, their eyes were opened.　　

After telling the story, many people in the dormitory went to sleep after discussing it for half a night. No way, life on the prairie is too simple, there is no entertainment at all, Xiao Yun is so unreasonable with a strong medicine, whether it is Sal, the two well-informed patriarchs, and ignorant. As well as the cubs, there is a kind of rush to open the door to the new world...This world is so new and too big, it makes people tremble with fear, and I can't help but poke my head inside the door.

The next day, even Oxhorn did things like ten things, nine out of ten, but the stupid guys with their brains stared at Sal for a long time, and then vomited a sentence that made Thrall splash three feet of blood: "Sal, your humans The world is terrible, it's not easy for you to live so big."

"..." Sal silently covered his heart. He wanted to say that he hasn't met the thing like this in this story, don't talk nonsense, he was not. The most dangerous period of his life was just getting involved in the jealousy of the noble ladies, which is enough to force him. He was regarded as a clown by the noble lady's suitor as a clown to please others, and he had to go away from home. Only when Ayun said it was so terrible!

But if he was asked to say absolutely no, Sal couldn't speak. After all, the nobles' buttocks were really dirty...　

The people in the tribe were split between the expectation of Ayun's wonderful story and the panic on the dark side of the story world. Don't want it. On the other hand, the team that went to the salt drying process sent a batch of salt back within a few days. Thanks to the salt pan opened last year and the accumulated experience, it was produced in just one week when the iron pot was sufficient. More than two thousand catties of salt were tied to Balker's dragon's back and sent back first.　　

Balker landed and waited for the Dahe Task Force to unload the salt bag, got up and turned back into a human form, put on clothes and ran to the kitchen to find food. As soon as he entered the door, he heard Oxhorn and the manul cubs discussing the murder of the nobles.　　

Balker: "??" 　　

He has only left for a week, yes, how did the style of painting of Oxhorn and the manul cubs have changed so much? Did he fly back on the wrong route? ?

While eating delicious fried buns and listening to the four manul cubs with flexible tongues, they complemented each other and recounted the fresh little story that Ayun just told last night, and Balker was so shocked that his jaw almost fell on the stove; the surprise is over, the green dragon's heart suddenly burns on fire...Oh no, Ayun! Why did you tell everyone such a wonderful and bizarre story while I am away?!

"I'm not good enough for you? Since we lived together, I have been facing you for the longest time every day. I can see that your inconvenient long hair almost sees the needle eye!" Xiao Yun raised the nail. , Holding the handle in his hand, panting, and waved his other hand disgustedly, "Now I'm just talking about the first round, and you will repeat it when you come back from the salt drying work. You will be surprised when you come back from the salt drying work.

" You let me as the second batch of people to listen to the story ~~~~?" Balker did not accept the explanation, and felt wronged.

"I have no experience in telling the story in the first time, and some details are not interesting enough. In the second time, I have experience. It is definitely more comfortable than the first time... It's like we went to the sun, which was not done last year. Stumbled? I have experience this year and everyone's efficiency is much higher, right?" 　　

Balker was satisfied and fluttered back to the beach after completing the delivery work.　　

Xiao Yun watched the big-bellied lizard fly away, and the corners of his mouth twitched: "Especially, I have never been married in two lifetimes, so there is only one more eldest son now!" (Yes! In Xiao Yun's thought that Balker is his son now!)