Fun

"You want to know what's fun?"

"What is it this time?" she rolled her eyes at him and continued putting things into her small closet.

"It's nothing mischievous as you think, I'm not all bad." Leon defended himself.

"Really? Every time you give a suggestion, it always ends up in a disaster," Dorita nudged her contact lens up a bit. "Need I remind you of what happened when you decided to check if the gas in the kitchen was air?"

Leon rolled his eyes and replied, "That was a mistake and you know it. Today is different."

"I won't fall for your trap this time." She turned her attention to her closet.

"Please give me a chance, please!" Leon begged and almost knelt down.

"No and quit begging me because I won't change my mind." She was firm.

Leon frowned and hissed a bit. "You're so boring and petty and stupid that I wish I killed you with the umbilical cord when I had the chance!"