The Challenge

Meglor stared across the room, everyone were at least twelve metres away from him, they seemed to be discussing who was to take him on his challenge.

"I shall do it, this is where I prove myself" Alucard says aloud

"For the sake of my father, wife and daughter who sacrificed themselves, this is how I prove myself to them."

"Alu, be careful" Katharina says with a sober expression at him.

"I will be" Alucard smiles

"This is our universe, we have to protect it doing what we can."

"I grow weary of your constant mumbling, who shall volunteer for my quest" Meglor asks aloud.

"I will" Dick says aloud.

"You piece..." Alucard says aloud but as he speaks, he faints to the ground.

Dick turns to Lefinna, he had communicated telepathically to her to put whosoever volunteered unconscious, he smiles as he sees Alucard's body on the floor, turning his gaze at Meglor.

"You took my best friend, Daniel, my best's friend's daughter, you took Alucard's wife and daughter" Dick begins as his gaze and voice intensifies

"I shall not forgive you for causing my friends great sorrow and I fucking swear, I shall avenge my comrades and you will be six foot underground."

"You idiotic mortal, I can't die" Meglor says with an unimpressed tone.

"Okay then, I will knock your punk ass out" Dick smiles.

"Impertinent mortal, I also can't be knocked out" Meglor says as he spreads his hands wide open

"I am a fucking abstract being, I am a shadow, I can't be beaten physically by the likes of you."

"Mad oooo, how did I beat you before then" Dick chuckles nervously.

"I don't like to talk about it, it's a very upsetting memory" Meglor says

"But that's not irrelevant, seeing that your energy signature and that of Ixonquious is similar, I can only assume that you are him and he is you, therefore, I shall not make this test easy at all."

"Whooa, Meggy, chill your ass out, I forgot to ask, how did you find out about here, the Limgro completely blocks out every form of energy signature and same goes for that magical ball" Dick grins at him.

Another word for Limgro is blood space.

"You foolish mortal, you really are very haughty and confident for someone who's spending his last hours alive" Meglor smiles cruelly as he now intensifies his gaze at Dick

"But very well, I shall indulge you, my consciousness is shared across every plane of existence, in other words, I can see and observe all, even amongst microbes, the quantum realm, the environment, inside the body and mind of creatures and practically every where, I am what you mortals call omnipresent."

As he said those words, fear was visible on everyone's face other than Dick off course.

"My man, for real are you omnipresent, you can actually view everything that's happening in the infinite multiverse right now" Dick asks, a look of admiration evident in his face and voice.

"Yes, you damned mortal" Meglor answers him.

"Whoo, so at the moment, you are presently viewing people smashing and getting smashed" Dick smiles as he looks at Meglor

"In other words, you are always streaming porn, you view sex between humans, ogres, lizardmen, goblins even microbes, damn man, you be OG."

Everyone now had their attention focused on Dickson, the looks of worry on their face had vanished, now it was replaced with disgust.

"Mom, why did you marry him" Emily asks in Sarah's direction.

"Dude, you are so fucked up, I didn't even reason it like that" Ron says aloud

"But damn, you are right, I can't believe I didn't think of that."

"Bruv, I can see you are reasoning it too, you too see how it makes sense, live porn twenty four seven, Meggy must be enjoying himself every second" Dick grins as he now puts his attention back at Meglor

"So tell me man, how many pussies have you gone to taste and which one sweet pass."

"I don't partake in such perverted practices" Meglor says aloud in an annoyed voice, looking at Dick

"Your soul is beyond redemption, I don't even know which version of you is worse, this or your past self."

"Pretty sure I am much more handsome" Dick grins at him

"But seeing that you haven't tasted pussy yet and I am guessing you was born before Larias seeing that his legend was far more popular and yours was not, so lemme give you a Nickname, how does lonely Meggy sound."

"Stop insulting me, you condemned mortal" Meglor says angrily.

"You are right, that nickname ain't making sense, gimme a while, I am gonna come up with one that's making mad sense" Dick says aloud squeezing his face and looking like he wanted to take a huge dump

"Ooh yeah, I have got it, since you are all shadowy and you are still a virgin despite being trillions of years old, how about Shady virgin."

"The name fits him quite while" Kari says with a haughty smile.

"Thanks doll" Dick grins in her direction, turning back at Meglor

"So shady virgin, what's my challenge gonna be, do you want me to compete with a few other creatures on fucking and pounding pussies."

"I am so going to enjoy killing you" Meglor says with a grave expression at Dick.

"Whoo, Shady virgin, I ain't the cause of your misfortune but seriously how the fuck can you be omnipresent and still not yet have a taste of pussy, I was even thinking Daniel has had it the worst but man, I have met you" Dick grins at Meglor.

"You condemned mortal, I shall no longer tolerate your stupidity, where I shall send you, you will be faced with lots of choices, making the wrong one can spell your doom" Meglor says aloud.

"Don't worry, I am gonna make a decision that won't make me a shady virgin" Dick grins.

"Be gone, you vile mortal" Meglor shouts aloud as he stretches his right hand at Dick, as he had done that, a black wave swivels around at him and instantly, he vanishes from the spot.

"Where are you sending him?" Sarah asks in Meglor's direction.

"His past self, Ixonquious always accused me that's my way of life and choices was wrong, that I shouldn't just kill anyone cause they are conformed to a particular way of living even if it seems wrong, I simply sent him to experience my past life, I would very much like to see what decisions he would have made if he were in my shoes" Meglor finishes his statement still staring in the empty space.

"You don't wear shoes, you know" Shylock says in direction.

Meglor turned towards Shylock, though his facial expression was impossible to read but the stance he took showed that he had an intent to kill.

"Do you want to die?" Meglor asks him.

"No, I love being alive" Redoulp answers him.

"Good then shut up, else you will be joining Amanda and Alma" Meglor ends in a cool voice, turning his back against Redoulp's direction

"Now let's watch the ways of the Alpha-human."

Dick finds himself in a waste land surrounded by various skulls, he rises to his feet, the sun was scorching hot and the sand underneath his feet burnt his legs, he looked at himself, he was a small boy, he didn't look much older than his son, Rudy, he had golden hair and deep sea blue eyes, he was dressed as a pauper from the medieval times and he didn't wear shoes.

"This place, the sensation, it feels like this is the life someone experienced, he didn't give me a worse challenge, something that involved an instant death for me, this can only mean one thing, I am reliving his life when he was younger, he wants to watch my decisions" Dick wonders to himself as he looks around, he couldn't see water or land for miles ahead, he felt so thirsty and hungry.

"Blast it, this is why I wanted Leffy to make sharwama for me" Dick frowns as he starts moving, though he was unfamiliar with the land he resided in but a voice in his head told him to move northward as if directing him, Dick keeps moving straight, pressing his hand against his stomach cause he was tired of hearing hunger sounds.

He kept moving as fast as he could, soon he could hear treading sounds in the distance, based on the sounds, he could guess they were four legged creatures, probably had riders on their backs and seeing the environment was a desert, the creatures were most probably camels, well soon enough, the creatures who were making the sound were soon in his field of vision and turns out he was right, there were about six camels around and they each had riders on them, from about three of the camels stood two boys and a girl, their hands were bound by a rope which the riders on the camels held.

"Those are probably slave traders, based on the way they are moving, I probably haven't been spotted yet" Dick thinks as he collapses to the ground, almost instantly that he had fallen to the ground, the riders took a glance in his direction, Dick was hiding behind a bump which was in the desert.

"This feels so fucking like a deja Vu, this is where probably Shady virgin hid, wonder why he ended up like a virgin, didn't he have a dick" Dick thinks as he puts his hand inside his trousers

"Nigga has the necessary tools, wonder why he remained a virgin, anyways I am pretty sure getting laid wouldn't be the end game of this challenge, I have to find out what he wants me to do and get the fuck outta here."

Dick peeps over the bump, sure enough the slave traders were still riding on the donkeys and they were riding towards the southeastern side of the desert.

"First off, I am gonna rescue some peeps" Dick thinks as he looks around the desert, he spots a cactus tree in the distance.

"Santa did come early this year" Dick smiles as he crawls over to the cactus tree, as fast as he could, he removes some cactus needles from it.

"Now to create a blowgun" he thinks to himself, a blowgun is a long tube like projectile which was used in launching darts in the stone age, some planets that Dick had visited were still in the era of the stone age, he had taken that opportunity to learn a few tricks.

"This is gonna be fun" he mutters excitedly as he was careful to tear parts of the plant without injuring himself, when he was satisfied with what he had done, he settled to work as rapidly as he could, in moments, he was done.

"I took a few acupuncture lessons back when I was in high school, I thought the only use was gonna be for massaging girls after a nice smash but guess I was wrong, I am gonna use it now to show a bunch of slave traders that they chose to fuck with the wrong person on the fucking wrong day" Dick grins as he looks at the root of the cactus, it seemed weak, as careful as he could muster, he slowly uprooted the cactus plant from the ground.

"Time to get my plan in action" Dick grins as he runs away from the area.

The six slave traders were moving slowly to the city, they have had a good day, they were able to purchase a few kids from starving village farmers for a few gold coins, for them this day couldn't get any worse.

"How much do you venture we will get for these kids in the market" one of the men asks.

"I wager about two hundred gold coins" the man who rode the donkey in the middle said.

"You really seem confident about the price we are gonna get for them, why are you so sure we'd get that much" another of the men asks.

"Slaves are in a high demand this year, we will put them on display, we'd sell to the highest bidder, in other words, we might even get a thousand gold coins, fortune is really favoring us, nothing can possibly go wrong..." The man in the middle says but as he finishes his sentence, he falls unconscious and falls off his camel.

"Boss, what's wrong with you" one of the riders on his camel exclaimed as he put his beast of burden to a stop, the remaining riders follow suit.

"We must be under attack" one of the men said.

"Who do you think could be attacking us, there shouldn't be a single soul in the desert other than us" one of the other riders said aloud.

"I think we are overreacting, we haven't found out what's wrong with boss yet" a rider says.

"I will find out" one of the riders said as he jumps down from his horse but as he crouches down close to the man who had fallen and he too fell unconscious.

"What's causing all these ruckus" one of the riders voices aloud in fear and confusion.

"Over there, Benji" one of the riders say pointing in the distance, sure enough in the far distance, there was the shape of a young boy, he was dressed in a black shirt and he appeared to be lying on the ground.

"It must be a kid, another to add to get sweet gold, he hasn't noticed us yet" Benji smiles looking over at another rider

"You are gonna stay here with the three kids, while the remaining three are going with me to claim our third bounty."

"Okay then" the rider smiles, Benji smiles back at him as he signals to the other two riders, soon, they dash towards the lying figure.

In no time, they had approached but as they got nearer, they could see the cactus, as they arrived, something fast flew past them though none of them paid it any thought, they were more focused on the cactus which was just dressed in a kid's shirt, as they turn around, they could see the last rider on the floor unconscious, one of the kids had mounted on the camels and he were riding towards town, the other two kids however were nowhere to be seen.

"Where are the remaining two kids" Benji asks but as as soon as he had spoken, the two men who were at his side fell unconscious to the ground, looking ahead, he sees a young boy who didn't look older than age eight and a small girl, she was the one missing from the bunch, she looked eleven, they were both holding long cactus parts in the shape of a tube.

"Who are you..." Benji asked but as soon as he had spoken, a cactus needle hits his neck from behind and he falls unconscious to the ground. The third boy appeared behind also holding a cactus tube.

"Thank you so much, you saved our lives, I was so scared" the girl says aloud, tears running down her eyes.

"It's cool, there's a way you can reward me if you interested" Dick grins at her.

"And what's that" she asks.

"A little cooch.." As Dick was about to finish his sentence, the girl in front of him had vanished, he looked around the desert, everyone had vanished too but Meglor now stood directly in front of him.

"You really had to be such a spoil sport, I was about to get you your first pussy taste" Dick smiles at him.

Meglor ignores his question as his gaze intensifies

"Congratulations, you passed the challenge."