training pt1

it's time to train that was all I heard right before I saw a big metal fist collide with the side of my head and then nothing. an undetermined amount of time later I find myself waking up in the courtyard and I got to tell you the headache is killing me.

"good you're awake I was afraid I hit you a little too hard there."

I look up to see where the voice is coming from and I see a beautiful woman standing next to me.

she is towering over me staring directly into my eyes she's wearing a beautiful golden red plate armor her hands on her hips giving me what I could only describe as a naughty expression which makes me feel in danger of being molested.

as I stare into her beautiful golden eyes that remind me of a wonderful sunset I look up to see a pair of fluffy Golden ears which shoot straight up on top of her head that match the color of her hair which i happened to notice reaches just above her waist.

not that I was checking her out or anything not that anybody would blame me just looking at her she looked to be the vary picture of a golden goddess.

"are you done checking me out my naughty niece."

she gives a slight chuckle as she stares down at me.

"whoa whoa what ,I wasn't checking you out I swear."

as I start sweating buckets thinking that I had just got caught then something she said dawned upon me.

"niece.. whose niece. surely not yours."

she gives a dramatic eye roll then performs a sexy pose with one hand on her hip cocking it to the side and her other hand in the air staring at me with her chin slightly held up. "surely you haven't forgotten about your beautiful and generous aunt and fiance Solaris have you."

"no no no you can't be my aunt for starters my aunt's a...."__" ... DID YOU SAY FIANCE!!!!"

"yes I did and before you go all into a rant you should know two things first my appearance, all monsters at the noble life wall can take on a sapient form this form is known as the Demi human form, which allows most monsters to have children with other sapient life forms such as elves dwarves and so on.

and second I am indeed one of your fiance's."

she says with a Cheshire cat grin.

"wawawawa one..of..my...wwwaaaa."

my brain begins to overload with what I'm hearing and I'm trying to process everything and in the background of my thoughts I can hear spark laughing her ass off at me.

trying to think of anything else I wonder why it's so weird when I think of spark it's not words per se not in the typical sense it's more like I just know, she's more like a presence than an actual voice yet somehow I understand everything she says if that makes any sense no it definitely doesn't make sense but it is what it is.

as I sit there with what has to be an incredibly stupid look on my face trying to think of anything else other than the fact that my aunt is absolutely gorgeous and she's my fiance a strangely familiar metal hand comes crashing down on my head forcing me back down to the ground.

"oi quit daydreaming we have other things to worry about then your marital status we'll talk more about that later but it's time to train.

first let's talk about our goals for the next 3 months.

for the first month we're going to try and raise your stamina and endurance to at least B mid-level this way you won't be such a glass Cannon during combat.

for the second month we're going to try and raise your intelligence to the C-high level although I don't have a lot of hopes for this since this isn't my area of expertise normally one of my daughters or your sister would help but they're busy with other things.

once we've gotten your body and mind to an appropriate level that's when the serious training is going to begin from there you will be training in the mornings with Vetty as her mount and at her side in a series of close combat training exercises this will help you get used to one another before heading off on both of your commission.

in the afternoon you'll be practicing your spellcraft.

and because our time is short you'll spend the next three months in the evening with your mother where she will give you a crash course on basic knowledge such as the topography and territories that you two will be responsible for.

rules laws and etiquette and so forth this is more her specialty so I'll leave that to her you'll be meeting her later tonight after I finished bra.. I mean training you."

("she was totally going to say break me wasn't she.")

what came after is what I can only describe as hell.

to start off my "training" she strapped a suit of what look to be armor on top of my already armored body on me.

at first I didn't notice anything however after she placed her hand on my head and a short bright light I suddenly felt like I weighed three tons which for those of you don't know one ton weighs about 2,000 lb.

to be sure I'm not exactly sure how much I now weigh but that's what it felt like and then she told me to exercise.

the exercise itself wasn't that difficult or particularly advanced however, with the added weight it felt excruciating every step, every move I made felt like my bones and muscles were tearing themselves apart in retrospect they probably were.

now I know what you're thinking why not give up right.

well I would if I could you see this demon decided as motivation should I not perform up to her standards she would use this extremely beautiful but also extremely painful whip upon my rear end never anywhere else mind you always my ass.

now how to start what is possibly the most painful and longest day of my life well....

"wow Nostra that paint expression on your face is just absolutely beautiful.

why don't you run some laps around the yard till I tell you to stop."

she says with a beautiful but extremely terrifying smile.

"RUN!..hufhuf I can. hufhuf barely WALK what. hufhuf do you mean RUN!"

I barely managed to say in between breathing.

(it hurts just to stand what does she mean fucking run.)

"my dear which world did you reincarnate from?"

(what the fuck does that have to do with anything)

Earth hufhuf. why?

"Earth huh I've heard of that place.

I believe there's a saying no pain no gain I believe it goes yes I like that saying no pain no gain."

(there's that fucking smile again.)

"well what you need my dearest is..... Motivation."

with that said she pulls out a golden whip out of nowhere.

with beautiful ornate design on the hilt and instead of a black or gray lash it hums in a slight orange tin I can feel the heat from it from here and all the sudden have a really bad feeling.

"now I believe I said RUN. "

and with the crack of her whip I can feel a literal fire on my ass and I begin running with all my might.

which to be honest is me pretty much hobbling and thus began my first day of training.