An Actual Superhero

"What are you guys talking about over there?" Jake asked curiously on his way back to his table with a plate loaded with seconds.

"The Amazing Skeleton Man," Lindsay said promptly. "Liam and Logan think he has superpowers but I think they're crazy. Those don't exist! If they did, people would know about them. Or there would have been some other superhero somewhere before this."

"How would you know there aren't any other superheroes anywhere?" Logan demanded.

"I looked it up! If there are, they aren't recorded anywhere. Everything about superheroes is in movies, TV shows, or comic books. Not in real news articles. The only real news articles about any superhero is the Amazing Skeleton Man."

"That name is such a mouthful," Liam muttered. "He needs a better name."