Chapter Two

Since you've opened this book, we have to begin the initiation.

Oh, who's We?

We're Us.

Who is Us?

Us is We.

That is all you need to know.

We're holding The Author hostage.

BUT DON'T WORRY. You're one of Us. So you understand. You nod your head in agreement. You understand why We must hold The Author hostage.

Very good.

You have been initiated.

Now what story do We want to make her write today? We like stories. You nod your head in agreement. We like to read. You agree with Us.

We're thinking.

We would like to read a fairytale today.

A nice fairytale with whimsical characters and beautiful colors. The Author will make that happen for Us. You nod in agreement.

We like The Author.