The new sister!

"Wait. Let me get this straight." We were sat in an empty classroom eating lunch. "You want to be my big sister. So, why?"

"Nom...because...amn...I like you and I've always wanted a little brother that I can...nom...spoil." Fu-nee said through her mouthfuls.

"Uhhhh..."

"Don't worry Ya-chan! If any bad guys come I'll protect you!"

No, I can handle stuff myself. And what makes you think bad guys are gonna come after me?

"Yes Fu-nee! I hope you can keep me safe!" I decided its probably best not to speak my mind.

"Yum! It's been ages since I've had any food! I'm definitely going to keep you safe!"

Again, I don't need a bodyguard.

"Nii-chan!"

Oh no. Why is she here!?

"Hey Nii-chan! Your big sister has come to say hello because she has the afternoon off!" My actual sister barged through the classroom door and instantly put me in a chokehold.

"How'd you even know I was here!?"

"I could smell ya!"

Excuse me, what?

"Wait wait wait wait wait. There's no way a thugly looking woman like you is Ya-kun's sister! I'm the only one he needs!" Fu-nee argued as my real sister was laying it thick.

"Kazu-nee, please get off me." I said, trying to pry my sister off of me. It looked like this would be a big fight over me so I wanted to leave as soon as possible. But of course there's always more trouble that comes along.

It was as that moment that a girl, who looked like she was in preschool jumped through the open door. The three of us stood in bewilderment.

"Onii-chaaaan!" The girl grabbed my waist, hugging it tightly.

Who was this girl? Where are her parents?

Then I noticed my two older sisters looked at me with stares of disgust as though I were a slug that needed to be pitied. The girl turned her gaze up, smiling brightly.

"Hello! Onii-chan!"